wow bob is a meanie

*gulps and slowly backs away*

This is the hardest I've laughed all day, thanks for that :P

That.
Is.
Dark.

That is one way to do it. Locking mittens might be a safer (more boring) alternative.

Ah he's just a big softie putting up a tough exterior...I hope

Jesus. =o

I do hope Bob did not amputate Star for real.

OCO ...

That escalated quickly.

I knew that plush was evil.

Ruthless bob XD

Heh it’s especially funny since she works for the military just like snake!

That I do! :)

At least she won't have to build any more sheds.

Silver lining right there

WOW! ROFLMAOBBQ I feel like the quarantine is starting to have some unforeseen side effects on people.

Completely unrelated question (COMPLETELY UNRELATED): Ever seen the shining?

Heeeerrrreeeees Bobby!

LOL

yer ebil. EBIL you is!

('s why so many of us wuvs you!)

There should be a movie for this. Hmmm.....

(The following preview has been rated K for Kinky by the International Furry Movies Association. Inc)

*Trailer starts*

*Creepy music box plays*

(From FA Movie Studios)
(In association with Babyfur Productions)

BBC news anchor: Three people have been found dead behind a white mansion. Eyewitnesses say that they were staying at the mansion for a night after a meetup.

Flarecat: I don't know what happen to them. We were just sleeping after a little kink meetup, and the next day, I could not believe what I saw. *cries in fear and sympathy*

BBC news anchor: Investigators are trying to find the culprit, but so far, he is yet to be found...

WHEN A STUFFED DUCKBEAVER HAS ENOUGH

Manda: Hey Star, what's wrong?

Star: I don't know, Bob seems a little... off lately. He smells, weird...

Manda: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing. Come, your playdate is waiting.

IT FIGHTS BACK

Lure: Run Star, RUN!!!!

Bob: *Decapitates Lure*

AND NOW

Star: Please, Bob, I'm sorry!

Bob: Why can't I be with a real baby instead of you?!?!

A GROUP OF MISFITS

(insert intense running scene here)

MUST ESCAPE

(more intense running)

FROM THE TEAM BEHIND:
__________FOUND___________
___________SHINE___________
_REGRESSIVE TENDENCIES_
_____YOUTHFUL BLISS______

Manda: *Intense screaming*


_______________BOB________________



Coming to theaters at some point.

I read this in the Honest Trailers voice.

lol

Bruh...

Metal! XD

That beaver duck is a psycho.

No! Bad Bob! You are not Carl!

And Star isn't an Human....

Oh yes a llamas with hats reference

I'd be inclined to call this very extreme for Bob, but frankly, that would be a lie. I love this.

Bob is evil!!

Oh no!

Jesus Christ bob!!!!! For a toddler toy he’s got no chill!

Gotta say this could make for an interesting story concept.

Shine?

More like The Shining with Bob wanting to hurt people!

I'll take 3 kind sir!
Yes you, the one with the axe

Well, if you don't have hands... then someone HAS to baby you and take care of you.

I have a solution as well that is less harmful. *holds up straightjacket*

Hehehe. I think Star likes my idea. XD

BOB NO

No Bob! Stop! Star needs to be able to make art in order to stay sane in this crazy time. Also, without hands she can't pet you or carry you.

Are those Star's hands, or her stupid dad's?

Stars. her dads wrists only have one stripe :)

go bob. he will duck you up.

Cruel XD but funny. I like it =w=

I knew it! There was always something suspicious about Bob...

Pulls out a Naginata (Glaive) Bring it on little duck beaver.

I'LL TOUCH IT WITH THE STUMPS

YES! Thats what I would do too, just to be stubborn

Oh gosh, what would he cut off next then O_O

Lol, maybe if I pay Bob enough under the table I can skip my exams,,, *eyes* What's the going rate?

Welp looks like star cant draw anymore no more shine or any other comic

"He can? What's he got there? A face poking stick? Oh... oh no.. oh god no."

- my actual first thoughts o.o

Now I’m scared of Bob...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! PURE BRILLIANCE!

That could be one of the funniest memes I've ever seen! It's right up there with one my mom showed me on Facebook recently.
It was a photo of Keith Richards, at the top is written: "Coronavirus Barometer", at the bottom it reads: "As long as he's alive, we should all be fine."

Oh gosh!! BOB NUUUU!!! I need those to draw with TwT. Nice art Star!

BOB! No more Shine? I'm coming for you, Bob. You can run, but you can't hide from me. No more Shine? I'm angry Bob, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Bob, I know the rabbit from In Search of the Holy Grail, he's a friend of mine, and he hooked up with a lady bunny, and they have LOTS of kids, all trained and up to the task.
Bob, you'd better get Star fixed, REAL FAST.

Baby killer face eater bunnies? Yes please. XD

Perhaps Bob's fix for that Tic is a touch permanent?

I knew it! Not only does he know people, but is an entirely capable DuckCleaver.

No, we just have to have Star in mittens... forever.

Yeah, quite dark.

Bob no pweese don be a bad duk beeva

Bob scares me.

I said on Twitter cool lynx fur gloves and toddlergurl and her daddy liked it lol

Is this where all those disembodied hands come from?

Ooh quite possibly! Gotta keep the supply of magic floating groping hands going some how

HAHA, you fool, im Yoshikage Kira, and i have 100 HANDS

this is why you always read the contract

Bob is probably my favorite character of them all. (Excluding Star)

Run here comes the Duckbeaver!!!!

Peace was never an option.

I keep singing the bob the builder theme song when I see this for no reason