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"Oi, beer-wench! Get mah bro here another brewski, and make it snappy!"
Space-beer and frat-aliens... traumatizing serving ladies since ages ago.
Something a little whimsical from the wonderful
bacillus - check his stuff out, this underrated young guy does some pretty amazing work. Thanks mate, I really dig this
Space-beer and frat-aliens... traumatizing serving ladies since ages ago.
Something a little whimsical from the wonderful
bacillus - check his stuff out, this underrated young guy does some pretty amazing work. Thanks mate, I really dig this
Category Artwork (Digital) / Muscle
Species Reptilian (Other)
Size 800 x 523px
File Size 178.6 kB
Heh, with pieces like this I figure that people can read whatever they want into it. I just got a vibe of two guys, just hangin', having a drink, "chillaxin'" or whatever vile phrase young people use these days...
Get off my lawn.
I really like it, anyway and think you did a fantastic job of it.
Get off my lawn.
I really like it, anyway and think you did a fantastic job of it.
Depending on just how drunk these two are, the serving ladies might not have anything to worry about...
"Sirs, once again, this is a FURNITURE store, and I'll ask you to please not refer to the sales reps as "Wenches,""
"Awww, but she likes it when we talk to her like that!"
"Also, if you're going to be testing out those bar stools, please try not to get any beer on them."
"Why? They're made entirely out of metal."
"Yes, but whatever in God's name it is YOU'RE drinking, it's eating right through the floor."
"Oh... right. Sorry about the shipping guy in the basement, by the way."
"Sirs, once again, this is a FURNITURE store, and I'll ask you to please not refer to the sales reps as "Wenches,""
"Awww, but she likes it when we talk to her like that!"
"Also, if you're going to be testing out those bar stools, please try not to get any beer on them."
"Why? They're made entirely out of metal."
"Yes, but whatever in God's name it is YOU'RE drinking, it's eating right through the floor."
"Oh... right. Sorry about the shipping guy in the basement, by the way."
*almost* worth it
I was out on the turps last night with some work colleagues - there is a guy who works in our dept who is just drop dead gorgeous, and he was REALLY drunk, and acting so cute...
Drunk cute guys, the terrible, awful thoughts that go through your calculating mind
I was out on the turps last night with some work colleagues - there is a guy who works in our dept who is just drop dead gorgeous, and he was REALLY drunk, and acting so cute...
Drunk cute guys, the terrible, awful thoughts that go through your calculating mind
If you were in a drinking establishment that served all manner of alien visitors, you would want someone that wasn't afraid to kick some ass if the occasion warranted it.
I wonder if there is some sort of oral contraception you could take to stop alien face-huggers from getting you pregnant...
I wonder if there is some sort of oral contraception you could take to stop alien face-huggers from getting you pregnant...
Quite delicious, as it happens. But get a friend to buy and try first. If they are not on the floor convulsing in agony after 5 minutes you're probably safe.
If I ever own a bar, I am going to advertise for beer wenches. Wench is such a great word, and it is a pity it has largely gone out of common usage.
If I ever own a bar, I am going to advertise for beer wenches. Wench is such a great word, and it is a pity it has largely gone out of common usage.
Just like saucy minx. I like the phrase "saucy minx". Do you like the phrase "saucy minx"? Say it with me, slowly... let it roll over your salivating tongue... "ssssaucy minxxxxx". Yeeeeeeah, you like that, don't you?
IRL I think I would like you a lot - dig someone who says things like "putting in my face". That's just awesome
IRL I think I would like you a lot - dig someone who says things like "putting in my face". That's just awesome
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