nice balls

nice horse

thanks he has a dominatrix complex but I still love him

this that you getting spanked

no its not my bag baby im into the pleasure without pain thang

XD true

you know it!

i pefer everything :3

hahahaha!!!!!

i want a pair!

They would be fun to play with

They're sooooooo much fun to play with! x3

*throws tennis ball* 83

*chases it* huzzah! :D

*wags tail* <3 *gets a tennis ball ball shooter*

Huzzah! :D

*has a black eye* hmmmm.... lets see if i can get this working *it suddenly starts shooting tennis balls like crazy, one every few secounds , just long enough for you to chase them*

*chases them one at a time, barking and wagging his tail happily* :D

*wags tail watching tries to grab one*

:3

*gets hit in th face*

X3

*rolls on the floor* DX

Oh noes D:

i'm okay! *gets hit in the head with a tennis ball when i stand up* X_X

Holy crap! O:

*puts on a millitary helmit* o..o hit the deck its gone crazy

*keeps chasing them around* yaaaaaay! O:

*hides in the trenches watching you* XD

*keeps running in circles, chasing the balls* :DD

DX how come he's lucky with balls?

*stands completely still and avoids getting hit* Because i have a way with bawlzz >:3

o..o no fair! T~T

:3

o..o *has idea*

*summons the fire's of hell flowing through my views like fury and hatred, i grow into a huge demonic dragon, armored with the hell forged metals of the dark horseman war's armor, my wings turns to flames and my eyes burn bright blue there so hot, i open my mouth unleashing both fire so hot it is pure demonic energy and a roar that crakes the earth it's self open*

........*gets knocked out by ball machine*

O.O lol?

@_@ *knocked out*

(yes lol :P sorry i like to write epic poetry.)

(lol its perfectly fine! XD)

:D

*changes back* if hell is evil that machine is mega evil

Yaaaaaaaay evil! :3

evil <3 wait no <3 DX

XD

tis a bad evil *point to bruises* DX

*pokes one* hmmmmmm :P

*pokes back hard* DX evil!!

Huzzah! :D

o..o.....>:3

AIDSSSSSS*slowly pokes you*

yay! O:

O_O the all mighty aids poke failed....o..o

You bet you're sweet bippy it did! O:<

O_e *panic*

XD

*flails arms* D8

O:

*bing, falls* damn tennis balkl machine! D:< *epic fail*

lol XDD

Its self aware i swear.....

you: quiet being paranoid

machine:(whisper) kill...all...humans >:3

me: what was that? o-o

...*bing falls again*

Uh oh O:

o3o whyt are you oh noing it like you *bing!*

now i can't do math! DX

D:

who am i? o..o

That one guy! O:

^o^ i have a funny name *giggles stupidly*

Hehe :3

who is u? :3 *looks at the machine* do u wanna bbe my friend? :3

Sure O:

*is looking at the machine walking toward it* friend!!! 83

XD

*bing*

Wewt O:

*bing is the sound when the ball hits me in the head*

Even better! XD

*bing* o-o are you my daddy?

Uhhhh o..o no..

o..o *looks at ball machine tries to hug it again*

*takes it away* haha! O:

:O is he my dad *points to ball machine* XD

No, that's your mom :3 *points to a cat* That's your dad :P

*looks at "dad" and then at "mom"* o..o....where did you put your penis in?

Oh dont ya know? The stork brought ya :3

o.o... spork? *looks at the eating utinesal*

Exactly! O.o

....... *throws tennis ball*

*catches it and noms* yum :3

*pounces*

eeep O.O

*grabs tennis ball and runs away with it* ^-^

nuuuuuu D: *chases after*

*runs faster*

*runs faster also* coooome back! D:

*runs faster* *drops a rock so you think its the tennis ball* (works on my dog sometimes X3)


((btw tell me what you think of this http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1380386/ ))

*runs by the rock, not tricked* Ha! >:D

(seems like an awesome idea :3)

*is very athledic and fit, runs exstreamly fat*

*is very athledic and fit, runs exstreamly fat*

*jumps on a scooter and runs you over* weeeeeee >:D

XDD!! fast**

*goes flat like in the cartoons* evil

*takes my ball back* Mine :3

*its still flat* your a evil! ToT (lol jk XD)

*inserts a maunal tire pump in your mouth and slolwly pumps* yaaaaaay i always wanted to do this! :D

*manual

(;3 i know a friend you would love then, he loves to inflate till pop XD) *inflates*

(lol XDD) *keeps inflating* allllmooost there :3

*smiles as i am inflated* ^-^ yay

*finishes up* there we go :3

^-^ *hovers*

Huzzah! O:

*lets out the air goes flying*

Holy moly D: *watches*

*flies around randomly*

(do you like zombies?)

*keeps watching* wow O.O

(yup :3)

*finally lands* :3

(I write great zombie horror stories so good they keep my heavy black metalhead friend up at night ^^)

(sweet :3)

*jumps up and down* Yay! :D

(look at them ^w^)

:3 yay! <3

(okies :3)

Wewt!

(tell me what you think)

do it again @w@

Again? O.o

(seems good :3)

YESH!!!! @W@

( ^w^ good enough to be a book?)

Iunno @.@

(Yesh :3)

(i'll try harder to make it a book :3)

yay!! <3

O.O wewt?

(sweet :3)

o3o *flails arms randomly*

o.o I'm not high-.....O_O @w@....nevermind

(i hope i'll be succeful ^w^, btw which was your favorite story?)

Oooook... <_0

(not really sure. they were all good :3)

its a joke i tell everybody XD

(come one tell me one)

Awesome XD

(i cant D: i never really do favorites when it comes to writing >_<)

XD its usally funny

(just say one XD)

I bet :3

(i cant D:)

just like hey would you like black people and sex? *slap* what you don't like black people?? racist XD

XDD

XD allot of racist out there

O.O i know

*looks at you* want some black people and sex? XD

Maybe :3

owo wow Cx

>:3

o3o uh oh X3

Hehehe :3

*tries to run* X3 (i'm a tease XD)

lol X3

owo *notices you haven't tried to chase me yet*....owo... RAWR @w@! *pounces*

*yelps* eeep x3

X3 *sits on you,wags my tail*
<3

Hehehe X3 *murrs*

owo *murrs back* ^w^

*giggles* X33

*murrs* x3 *licks*

*licks back and giggles* X3

*licks your neck and giggles* x3

*murrs* :3

*murrs and nibbles your hair*

*giggles and licks your ear* silly :3

*giggles* tehe that tickles X3

*continues* >:3 hehe

ah X3 *giggles* tickles! X3

*keeps going* hehe silly :3

Yal are so weird. XP haha

lawlz

This amused me...