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Kali didn't often go shopping, In general, she just couldn't afford it. To be fair, the kind of clothes she usually wore, were more of a grunge, and punk style anyways, which they sold at stupidly inflated prices at all those fancy stores for brats with too much cash.

She could make fucking holes in her jeans herself if she needed too. Fucking hell.

But this time, she wasn't going on her own dime. Some guy had decided to pay for her to get a dress, because he was going to drag her to an event of his. She had reluctantly agreed to join him for the evening, figuring, she'd get into his pants later at least, once the bore fest was over.

For someone who didn't enjoy shopping much, she spent a painstaking amount of time rummaging through what felt like an endless supply of gorgeous skirts, blouses, and dresses. None of them appealed to her in any way, she just didn't like wearing skirts or dresses to begin with, only getting more and more aggravated as time went on.

Thankfully she was alone in this endeavor, having taken cash from him, as there was no way she would of dragged him along to watch her fuss over clothing. That would of just been a different kind of annoyance altogether. At this point however, she was considering buying a tank of gas and setting fire to the mall. That would be something to watch for sure.

She just sighed deeply as she made her way into another nameless clothing store, being close to punch someone at how exasperated she felt. There was this inner animal that wanted to maul a salesperson to death, or fuck them, either one would of assuaged her anger.

Just as she was making her way back out of the store ,ready to call it quits, a black dress actually caught her eye. It had a velvet lining, with quite the striking lace work on it, a gothic chic lolita feel to it perhaps, but it had something that just stroke a chord with her. She quickly swiped it off the rack, in the right size, and went into a changing booth to try it on.

The see through sleeves were quite a nice touch, even the necklace completed the outfit nicely, as she stroke a pose for a moment watching her reflection in the mirror. It was, by all definition, a completely different style than her habitual one, but it made her look.... stunning in a way she hadn't really seen herself.

" Well fuck me.... I'd bang myself in this. "

She smirked to herself, this was gonna be the dress alright.

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Kali and silly Story

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