Jgonzo's got a competition running on his blog [ http://www.capcom-unity.com/jgonzo/....._bear_mccreary ] to win a signed copy of the Dark Void soundtrack. You have to write out lyrics to the main theme tune. I adore the Dark Void soundtrack, even though I've never played the full game. ):
So I wrote the lyrics based on the demo. Hopefully the continuity's alright so you can play the demo, listening to this and be all like "hey he's pretty good at lyrics, shame about his voice though, it sucks lol" and you guys can vote for me or something to win the last copy as a pity prize :D!
Lyrics:
Putting it on, here-we-go
Strapping this thing upon my back
Who would've thought they'd own a jetpack
Throttle has started
My lunch just departed
Oh my god and my butt is singed
and where the Hell are the breaks on this thing
OH MY GOD barely missed
WHAT THE HELL THAT'S A CLIFF
Waiiit I think I've got the hang of thiisss
As long as I avoid falling into that crevice
IIII am soaring high above the clouds
But this thing is rather loud
Well, I guess stealth's out of the question.
Why can't I set the speed on this to slow,
So much dust in my face, it reminds me of Dark Void Zero,
Oh, wait I think I just broke the fourth wall, oh well-
HOLY CRAP THERE'S AN AA GUN HERE
WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO
Oh wait there's guns on this thing
HOW DO I SHOOT, HOW DO I SHOOT
Oh thank God it's dead maybe I can get a break now
Oh wait this game hates me, and how
There's no rest stops
'Til your life drops
Please say that I don't have to fly for a bit
'Cause the motion sickness just set in now we're
fighting off these flying saucers
With their guns pointed at me
Fight the pilot, blow his head off
Great now I'm driving a giant frisbee
How many of these do I have beat
Dodging the lasers gets so tiring
Wait til it fires and rip off the panels
Watch as it thinks you've messed with the wiring
Teach me to hover so I can land here
With blue crap flying past my head
Get into cover, I won't go down here
Don't get close to the guys that're red
Head for the goal
Smash that console
There's nothing left to fear
Wait why the hell are there lizards here?
WE WIN! Get on the ship and fly away! Wait...
What the Hell is that rumbling sound
This structure's 500 feet off the ground
A GIANT HAND?! Maybe we should-
Oh wait now there's two?! This cannot be good,
And now there's a head, oh great, they're dead
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FREAKIN' EYE
Alright lets do this I was born ready
Time to fight in an epic boss battle
Come on you oversized robotic gecko
It's about time you got your head rattled
Well maybe I would if THIS CUTSCENE WOULD JUST END
Psyching myself out, 'cause it's bigger than those discs
IT SHOT DOWN THE SHIP, OH THAT DOES NOT BODE WELL JACK
I'LL TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN WHAT THE HELL SCREEN JUST WENT BLACK
Oh wait, the demo's over? Aw, well crap.
So I wrote the lyrics based on the demo. Hopefully the continuity's alright so you can play the demo, listening to this and be all like "hey he's pretty good at lyrics, shame about his voice though, it sucks lol" and you guys can vote for me or something to win the last copy as a pity prize :D!
Lyrics:
Putting it on, here-we-go
Strapping this thing upon my back
Who would've thought they'd own a jetpack
Throttle has started
My lunch just departed
Oh my god and my butt is singed
and where the Hell are the breaks on this thing
OH MY GOD barely missed
WHAT THE HELL THAT'S A CLIFF
Waiiit I think I've got the hang of thiisss
As long as I avoid falling into that crevice
IIII am soaring high above the clouds
But this thing is rather loud
Well, I guess stealth's out of the question.
Why can't I set the speed on this to slow,
So much dust in my face, it reminds me of Dark Void Zero,
Oh, wait I think I just broke the fourth wall, oh well-
HOLY CRAP THERE'S AN AA GUN HERE
WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO
Oh wait there's guns on this thing
HOW DO I SHOOT, HOW DO I SHOOT
Oh thank God it's dead maybe I can get a break now
Oh wait this game hates me, and how
There's no rest stops
'Til your life drops
Please say that I don't have to fly for a bit
'Cause the motion sickness just set in now we're
fighting off these flying saucers
With their guns pointed at me
Fight the pilot, blow his head off
Great now I'm driving a giant frisbee
How many of these do I have beat
Dodging the lasers gets so tiring
Wait til it fires and rip off the panels
Watch as it thinks you've messed with the wiring
Teach me to hover so I can land here
With blue crap flying past my head
Get into cover, I won't go down here
Don't get close to the guys that're red
Head for the goal
Smash that console
There's nothing left to fear
Wait why the hell are there lizards here?
WE WIN! Get on the ship and fly away! Wait...
What the Hell is that rumbling sound
This structure's 500 feet off the ground
A GIANT HAND?! Maybe we should-
Oh wait now there's two?! This cannot be good,
And now there's a head, oh great, they're dead
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FREAKIN' EYE
Alright lets do this I was born ready
Time to fight in an epic boss battle
Come on you oversized robotic gecko
It's about time you got your head rattled
Well maybe I would if THIS CUTSCENE WOULD JUST END
Psyching myself out, 'cause it's bigger than those discs
IT SHOT DOWN THE SHIP, OH THAT DOES NOT BODE WELL JACK
I'LL TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN WHAT THE HELL SCREEN JUST WENT BLACK
Oh wait, the demo's over? Aw, well crap.
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