Oh! Hello there. Welcome to my totally actual for-real no-kidding living room. How did you get here?

I see something has caught your eye. Is it the Photoshop-rendered plant? The plaid wallpaper that fits into no sort of of vintage time period of decor ever?

Maybe it's the wall art of my Bandi Badgernuki, done by  mystrial  battybunni  zoel_noone  catt and a friend who wants to remain anonymous because she's totally not a furry you guys.

Care for some Chester's Puffcorn or a glass of Crystal Light? I have PLENTY.