Good thing or bad thing that your in a zero-g environment? Let that be the decision of dirty minds. ;)

Think about it - no gravity, everything all wet and slippery - you wouldn't be able to hold onto the object of your desires (or vice versa) to get into a situation to satisfy the most dirty of minds! The lust-lizard would be forever slipping out of your grasp... and if he tried to hold onto you, you would go spurting out like a ... well, a bar of soap being grasped too hard in the shower.

THE HORROR!

oooo i looove the spikey happy trail ;) lol

Heh, that seems to be rather popular it does... not to say that it doesn't have a certain aesthetic appeal
BGN excels at this sorta stuff, have to hand it to him

lol your icon grosses me out big time

MY TONGUE. Let me show you it (drinking beer)

Fantastic Pic!

Thank you, Sir I have long been an admirer of BGN's work so to get the opportunity to commission him wasn't something I was gonna miss out on!

Anti-gravity sucks if you are under the shower, that`s true... anyway great job. I like the all little details, spacially that magazine XD

Attempting to take a shower with no gravity would probably not be as much fun as you might first think, I would imagine Those little details are just wonderful, aren't they? Sharp sense of humour, has our BGN

Couldn't the person drawing have waited a few more seconds? >:3 I mean, that towels on it's way up...

But...but... that would mean ALIEN WING-WONG! The HORROR! Wont someone think of the children?!

Pfffft, children. They have to learn about the Birds and the Bees sometime, don't they?

Heh, you have a good point there

Not that I give a damn about children. Here kiddies, this is ALIEN SCHLONG! Do you know what alien's do with their SCHLONGS? THEY GIVE BAD LITTLE CHILDREN ANAL PROBINGS! So you better behave, you little shits.

XD
Don't make me call the Vanguards on you children; they'll PROBE you!

Not exactly much of a threat on THIS website, of course

True, true. *turns into an small version of himself and starts causing trouble* >:3

watch out!

there could be anything on the loose, if no one is answering... on a manned space vessel.

We need to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

Oh, wait...

DON'T LOOK IN THE VENTS! Anyone seen my kitty-cat?

Very nice ^^!

can I has?

You can has sloppy seconds after I am finished drooling all over it

-) I SWEAR That is a tresseme shampoo bottle; I know I'm just blind, but it seriously looks like it.

I think you are exactly right - I was trying to think of the brand, but they don't sell it here so couldn't for the life of me figure it out.

Spiky pubes are what really makes this picture awesome

But seriously, awesome picture :D

Spiky pubes, just makes you want to run your tonguefingers across them to feel the texture, right?

I love BGN's work Thank you for the lovely comment!

Lose the towel!

Mwahahahaaaaa... you and everyone else commenting in here!

I got a rubber duck like that at a novelty shop called Octopus's Garden!

It has 4 eyes and horns? Cooooooooool!

No, two eyes. I hadn't noticed extra eyes on the duck in the picture. Mine does have horns though!

I have the same shampoo. xDDD


...What would he need shampoo for?


Anyways, awesome commission. :3

"What would he need shampoo for?"

Duuuuuuh, for the special guests who stay overnight

;D Well... They will be getting a little dirty eh?

Judging by some of the comments this picture is getting, just a little

hehe, really like the rubber duck with horns XD

I like the overall shading of this, well done

BGN often puts delicious little details into the pics he draws, was really rather chuffed with this one.

Thank you for the comment

He ish squeaky clean!! XD and i love the spicky happy trail!! And lose the towel!!! XD

Seems that between the spiky happy trail (yay for the term "happy trail"!) and losing the towel, that is all people seem to be looking at in this picture!

I mean there's lots of other things like... like...
...who am I trying to kid. SPIKY HAPPY TRAIL AND LOSE THE TOWEL!!!

YYYYAAAAAYYYY!!! I would love to see that!! XD It would make it just that much moar HOTTEERRR!!!

Say it ain't so! Tag spray is now in space? I bet it smells just as bad in a vacuum :P

Shiny highlights and floating items make this wonderful :D

Oooooh, shiny. Must have.

Tag spray? Is that what that black & white canister is? No idea what it smells like, but in a vacuum you could use it to jet around with like a mini jet-pack

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

In space, no one can hear if you are flatulent...

"That's as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit...."

At least it is your own fart...unless they start sending Siamese twins into space...

Yeah, but there have been something things I've eaten that have given rise to gaseous outbursts that would gag a maggot

Definitely wouldn't want that in an enclosed space.

Make those long johns with the butt flap into a space suit.

Jet propulsion?

Chili and blue moon beer is served daily so all will not be with out power in space.

But self-asphyxiations will be increasingly common?

An evergreen air freshener is provided with every suit purchase over 50 units.

Pine-scented gaseous asphyxiation?

I love that new suit smell!

It all floats.
I think taking a shower with Pennywise in space would be frustrating...
You: Send me the soap.
Pennywise: It floats.
You: Yeah, I know. Put away that rubber duck.
Pennywise: It floats.
You: Shut up and give me the towel.
Pennywise: It floats.
You: Shut the fuck up, and who let you in anyway?
Pennywise: We float.
You: AAAAARRRGH!
Pennywise: Want a balloon? It floats.



Are those showers big enough for two? I think it would be quite fun to take a non-gravity shower with a big guy like that. Like a jacuzzi in reverse.

I think it would kinda messy, actually. Look at all the hassle astronauts have to go through to have a shower. Although two individuals, squeezed into a tight enough space all hot, wet and slippery... one of whom is much larger with effectively 7 limbs to encase you... might be fun to try, at least?

Have to say, Mr. Draug, your little dialogue there had me laughing out loud... You have a wonderful sense of humour, Sir.

This made me laugh. XD Well done by bg. ^^

Say, I think were on two different tomezones, like you're 5 or 6 hours ahead of me...

Indeed, I lurk around in Oslo, Norway... guessing you are East Coast on the North American continent somewhere?

At the momment but as you know Ill be west coast time in a couple months. ^^ Makes sense- because our comments to each other at odd times.

I seem to have that problem alot in the shower <.<

What, big, beefy, sexy, alien space-lizards dropping the soap in your shower? You are one lucky sumbitch, you know that?

no, just the dropping the soap part. :/

Really? Hold that thought, I'll be right over!

And just like that, this is now straight in near the top of my favourite Vanguard pictures.

Heh, doesn't surprise me, somehow I think I am dialing in your tastes so know what you do and do not go for when it comes to the more interesting artwork on this site

With all those arms he should be able to round up those objects in no time.


...it occurs to me that these guys would be awesome fielders in baseball.

Once he has finished beating to death whoever turned off the artificial gravity, anyway

They would be pretty good with most sports I would imagine

AHAHAHA, I just noticed the person on the magazine has four eyes.

Exactly, it is the little details which really make this

he's seriously obsessed with that woman, isn't he? o_O

Yes, it is rather amusing in a strange kind of way.

Hmmmm....wet, soapy, almost totally nude vanguard with a loose hanging towel...I'll take 2 please.

Jump on in there and help him catch the soap

But what would you do if HE dropped the soap, hmm?

A hot bodied, wet and lathered up Vanguard bending over to pick up a bar of soap that just happened to slip out of his hand just as someone else just happens to be there right behind him.
I do believe that that's a situation that needs to be taken full advantage of.

Hmm, that might be a theme I will have to investigate in a story sometime. Perhaps another short story sometime where Rangi can turn the tables on Blue-Scale or something?

I can't understand why I'm always a week or so behind in commenting on the things you put on your pages... you'd think I'd want to expose myself to these kinds of awesomeness...es as soon as humanly possible.

I must be a masochist or something.

Can't say enough good things about this, although I might also add that I look very forward to a future where you can safely take your ipad into the shower with you and get all the nastiness... and cleanliness done in one swift, efficient setting. :)

It comes with you being so popular, Sir. You have a large following of people who like your own work (admittedly I am also a fan-boy so no criticism intended ). That and you are also a very social person who gets involved with other people's work as well with lots of comments - you can tell a lot about someone when they have given more comments than they have received as you have.

I don't think we are that far away from the future you envision, either. Think back to like the early 2000's - a concept like the iPad would have been like something out of sci-fi. Hell, things like that WERE in various sci-fi movies.
Anyway, hot, wet space-lizard with spiky pubes, what's not to like?

I giggled for five minutes straight after seeing this.
Scratching your chin in confusion, 10 dollars.
Scratching your head in confusion, 20 dollars.
Being able to do them at the same time, priceless.


Hell, even I'D let him do naughty things to me and I like women!

I'd give my right bollock to have just one extra prehensile limb. And as for you letting him do naughty things to you - I was going to warn you not to drop the soap but then in zero-gravity that is not something you would be able to do anyway. And in this instance it sounds like you want to fling the soap as far away from you as possible... "Ooopsy, how careless!"

I agree, too many people want invisibility, x-ray vision, and blah blah blah. While those DO have their perks, just think how useful it would be to have as many arms as this lovable bastard does!

In the morning, you would be able to put on some toast, turn on the jug, grab the morning paper AND still have something left over to scratch your ass with.
Claaaaaaaaaaassy

And practical!

Nothing says morning like a goooood ass scratchin'! "Admit it! I AM the woman of your dreams!"

Only if you burp after a good meal and swear like a trooper. Then we can get married and make horrible, mutant little babies together...

Wow, it was meant to be... *Spreads her legs as a pair of pulsating, slimy, tentacles slither out from her nether regions,* let the reproduction begin!

Not sure whether to be horrified or really turned on. Let's give it a go anyway and I'll get back to you afterward, yeah?

You've been gone awhile, everything okay?

I want this alien delivered to my home in the morning for my shower- I shall expect him nude and ready to play with things other than gravity. Money is no issue!

Don't tell me, you'll be dropping the soap all over the place? You just want to run your fingers through his spiky pubes, don't you? That's fine, just remember to wash him thoroughly first, you don't know where he's been...

"Run" my fingers? Shit- they'd be doing a marathon. I don't care where he's been, I just want to know why the hell he wasn't in my shower earlier today?!

Apparently there is a very long line of people ahead of you in the queue

Have to admit though, you made me laugh with that marathon comment... oh you!