RP by me and Kelly177

J next to a paragraph means I wrote it
K means that Kelly177 did



(K) We were hanging out at a restaurant, getting a bite to eat and having fun.

(J) Me and Kelly were waiting for our food.
I ordered fish and chips with salad as a side dish while Kelly ordered spaghetti bolognese. 
I sat there feeling bored of waiting and pulled my phone from my handbag.


(K) I was bored too, but I wasn't watching the video with you, instead keeping an eye out for our orders.


(J) After looking through my messages on my YouTube channels inbox
I saw something I hadn't seen before, it said recommended how to hypnotise your dog.
I decided to click on it despite it not looking like a YouTube video I'd be interested in.


(K) It might pass the time... Or so you thought. Seems the title wasn’t completely honest....

(J) I saw a black screen with a spiral that was so dark I couldn't see it
What the heck is this click bait shit?, I said annoyed, I went to turn it off but it didn't let me, come on you stupid thing turn off!.

(K) Hmm? Is something wrong?” I could tell something was bothering you. But I couldn’t see the video you’re watching.

(J) Then a mysterious clicking sound came from the video and I face planted on the table apparently asleep.

(K) I was definitely worried. I tried to see what happened to you, as well as where that clicking sound was from.

(J) The video suddenly disappeared from my inbox.

(K) I didn't know what you were watching then. But I did try to get you to wake up. “Hey, are you alright? What happened?”.

 (J) I opened my eyes. 

(K) “Oh good, you’re awake. What happened?”.

 (J) I lifted my head up then suddenly started sliding myself downwards.

(K) I had no idea why you were doing that. I just assumed that you accidentally slid,   so I tried to help you stay up.

(J) But I just sat there on my hands and knees looking at you.

(K) “Uh... Are you ok? You’re just... staring at me...”.

(J) I didn't talk as you would expect instead I made a high pitch yelping noise.

(K) That definitely surprised me. “Why aren’t you talking normally? C’mon, what happened?”.

(J) I made the sound again only it sounded more like a bark.

(K) “Did you just bark? What are you, a dog?”.

(J) I barked again and pawed at the sleeve of her pants.

(K) This is no place to be pretending to be a dog. People can see you.”

(J) I started chewing and tugging at the sleeve of her pants next.


(K) I kicked my leg to try to make you let go. "Hey, what is wrong with you?"
As you did that, other people were noticing. "Do you see that girl? Is she acting like a mutt?"
"Look at that girl. Embarrassing herself, and her friend, in front of everyone here," another said.

(J) I backed away from her shaking my head and then yapping like crazy again.

(K) "Hey, quit it. I don't know why you're doing this, but you need to be good." It felt like telling a kid to stop, which felt weird...

(J) I just looked at her and scratched my ear with my back leg
Soon the waitress came with our food.

(K) I was embarrassed when she came, given that you were barking like a dog. I couldn't come up with any excuse for your behaviour...

(J) I ran over to her and put my hands on her knees and jumped up at her because I was interested in the food.

(K) "Uh... Hello? I have your... food here..." She definitely felt awkward, but she put the food down on the table.

(J) I jumped up into the chair and then the table to everyone's shock and annoyance
as this was supposed to be a nice restaurant not a dog park.


(K) "How dare she act like a mutt in this place?" one of the other people said.
"Can't that friend get her to act like a human being?" another said.

 I was so embarrassed during this. "Hey, don't go on the table..." I do try to get you  off the table at least.


(J) I grabbed a piece of fish from my plate quickly with my mouth and backed away a step but I didn't jump off the table 
as I wasn't an obedient puppy mind.
People started coming over having had enough.


(K) I tried to force you off, though not trying to hurt you. "C'mon, you can't embarrass me like this..."

(J) I jumped off the table and ran to the center of the restaurant 
and dropped the fish between my chest and hands as I now started panting for the first time as a puppy mind.


(K) "That woman is acting like a lunatic!" one other customer said
"She shouldn't be allowed here at all," another says. They may be planning to have the staff kick you out.

As that last comment isn't good, I try to catch up with you. I need to figure out why you're pretending to be a dog, and get you to stop messing around.


(J) I drop into a playbow and run in the other direction accidently going under the table of a customer.

(K) That customer was definitely freaked out. "Hey, get out of there!" That customer tries to kick you out of there.

(J) I sniff and lick her foot as I don't understand.


(K) She definitely kicks you for that, before getting up. "I'm not staying in a place that lets in crazy people like her."

The staff doesn't want customers to leave, so they do come up to us. "Um, mam? We need you to act like... well... a human."


(J) I just sit there panting before coming out reaching up and stealing a steak that was on the lady's plate
I then run off somewhere as to not get caught I was heading in the direction of the bathrooms.

(K) The woman was angry, demanding that they "kick out that crazy woman!" The staff do go to chase after you. I chase as well, still super embarrassed. "Why did you have to act so crazy?" I say more to myself.


(J) But I'm a slippery one I dive behind a wall and head down the hall
and cleverly go into the men's bathroom or not so clever as men were in there.
They hadn't seen me yet.

(K) They definitely were surprised to see a woman go in there. Never mind one acting like a dog...


(J) I hear voices coming from the halls
and rush into an empty stall which shuts it's self and try to eat my stolen meal in peace.

(K) Get, get out of there you crazy girl!" one guy says, as they try to open the door.


(J) Uh oh the staff and Kelly had heard that.



(K) I couldn't go in because I'm not a guy, so I couldn't help you.
The staff enter though, heading towards the stall. "Miss, you are causing a scene. We need you to leave the men's washrooms and exit the restaurant." Likely you won't listen to words though...


(J) I don't listen though, I just rush past their feet and out the door on all fours as fast as my feet could carry me on all fours, I was in a playful mood and thought this was a fun game.


(K) Most of the people were very annoyed. They try to block your path so you couldn't get pass them.


(J) I jump on one of them and try to lick his face
which annoys him so much that he yells.

(K) "Ugh, get off me!" he shouts, as he tried to push you off, while others try to grab you.


(J) I did another play-bow and ran away from them again
this time unknowingly heading to the children's play area.

people now wanted to call the cops
thats how annoyed and sick of me they were.


(K) I follow you there. "C'mon, you need to stop this. The police may come to stop you soon."


(J) The children didn't know what to think when I ran into the room when they were playing video games on a tv and playing with stuffed animals,

I wanted to play too as I took out a stuffed bear from a basket full of toys and started playing with it destructively like a puppy would.


(K) The kids were upset. "No lady! You're breaking the stuffie!" One even tries to take the stuffed bear away from you.


(J) I didn't want the toy taken from me and dodged the kid and tried to crawl away with it to a corner of the little room and the kids followed.
The cops were just entering the restaurant at this point.


(K) "The crazy woman is that way!" one person says to the cops, pointing to were you went. The kids follow you, not wanting you to break the toys.