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Still feeling a little weird, here's a comic from a few days ago.
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It has Oxnard and my tomato-duck villager, Ketchup. Oxnard says, "Ketchup! I'm gonna decorate your house with eggs." while walking up to her. Ketchup, wearing her "Ovi" shirt responds, "Oh! With all the eggs from the Easter event?" Since, during the first two weeks this month, Animal Crossing had Easter Eggs popping up everywhere. The last panel has Oxnard simply saying, "Nope!" as he stares at Ketchup's red butt. She starts to sweat and look behind her. Her house is going to be covered in lots of eggs, but she might be the one producing them...
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It has Oxnard and my tomato-duck villager, Ketchup. Oxnard says, "Ketchup! I'm gonna decorate your house with eggs." while walking up to her. Ketchup, wearing her "Ovi" shirt responds, "Oh! With all the eggs from the Easter event?" Since, during the first two weeks this month, Animal Crossing had Easter Eggs popping up everywhere. The last panel has Oxnard simply saying, "Nope!" as he stares at Ketchup's red butt. She starts to sweat and look behind her. Her house is going to be covered in lots of eggs, but she might be the one producing them...
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<LoL!> I heard that Isabelle in 'New Horizons' is a kind of HR Rep for the town. Will Kechup want to see this as something to be brought forth to Isabelle? Or is Oxnard the 'Mayor' and, well, he would be the ultimate authority given he was responsible for building her house?
It would be interesting to see what a hybrid of a duck and a hamster would be. Perhaps a bit pudgier than a standard duck with the trademark 'hamster tooth' to krmp-krmp seeds?
As ducks do eat seeds, I can see the hamster 'krmp-krmp' teeth being more of an asset than a curse. It could even be quite the benefit as, through 'Diggy-Duggy' making a hole for a nest would be super-duper easy.
It would be interesting to see what a hybrid of a duck and a hamster would be. Perhaps a bit pudgier than a standard duck with the trademark 'hamster tooth' to krmp-krmp seeds?
As ducks do eat seeds, I can see the hamster 'krmp-krmp' teeth being more of an asset than a curse. It could even be quite the benefit as, through 'Diggy-Duggy' making a hole for a nest would be super-duper easy.
Oh yeah - in this game and New Leaf, you could report troublesome islanders to Isabelle. I sure could get in trouble for putting paths with naked genital designs all over town, but no one's complained to her yet. But ever since Vacation Juice was introduced in the mobile game, and Isabelle's presentation in Japan where she talks about Whiskey and how it's her favorite drink, some friends have joked about reporting Isabelle to HR. She even has a dark drink by her desk (maybe it's just iced tea, but...) how are we going to report an alcoholic worker when she's not on the list of reportable characters? Hehe.
I didn't think about ducks liking seeds, I guess they do have some common ground with hamsters! Accidentally enough, I only meant for the joke to be about Ketchup having to lay a bunch of eggs, but everyone's response was "So you're going to have sex with Ketchup?" I guess the egg's on my face this time, I didn't think about how she'd be making all those eggs. Maybe this is more up your alley, Yosh!
I didn't think about ducks liking seeds, I guess they do have some common ground with hamsters! Accidentally enough, I only meant for the joke to be about Ketchup having to lay a bunch of eggs, but everyone's response was "So you're going to have sex with Ketchup?" I guess the egg's on my face this time, I didn't think about how she'd be making all those eggs. Maybe this is more up your alley, Yosh!
Actually, yes. *Kushi-Kushi* Ever since that one story I shared with you about Yosh discovering the saucier parts of the web, I've felt him to keep that as a kink. *Kushi-Kushi-Kushi*
Ah! So Isabelle is now getting into some harder drinks? I suppose, if she is boozing, she could no sooner report you for you would report her. So, as a comic I saw years ago said, "Whisky Dicks" for all!
What is interesting to think on here, based on the comments you've gotten, is what would've happened if you had Nikki bring this concept up to Ketchup? Perhaps Macaroni, Chris, Stan, or Kiwi? I'm thinking that, given how naughty Oxnard is, they may not have thought of anything if one of your less frisky characters brought this topic up. :)
Ah! So Isabelle is now getting into some harder drinks? I suppose, if she is boozing, she could no sooner report you for you would report her. So, as a comic I saw years ago said, "Whisky Dicks" for all!
What is interesting to think on here, based on the comments you've gotten, is what would've happened if you had Nikki bring this concept up to Ketchup? Perhaps Macaroni, Chris, Stan, or Kiwi? I'm thinking that, given how naughty Oxnard is, they may not have thought of anything if one of your less frisky characters brought this topic up. :)
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