Parody of "Blaze of Glory" by Bon Jovi

Soft Synths:
Alchemy
Fairlight CMI
Proteus VX
Strings N Things

Hard Synths:
Wavestation EX
Alesis Fusion

Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning
and I raise my weary head.
I think today is Tuesday,
but my sense of time is shred.
I've got no job to go to.
Its been a month since I have been!
There's nothing thats open; no point in hopin'
with this virus on the wind! (hack)

I cannot fix the pickup.
all the parts stores, they are closed.
They say they're not essential.
In a strange way, I suppose.
All my socks now got holes in them!
And my shoes, they do as well.
Can't get my haircut! Just sit on my fat butt
in my own small private hell!

Can't get out, all because of Covid.
Can't drive round to the mall.
I'm going mad, all because of covid.
Now they've closed all the restaurants.
Naturally what I want.
is some food without a lid!

At least I'm burning no gas.
And I have to pay no tolls.
But pacing round this carpet
is going to wear new holes.
I can't buy no television, but so what?
The cable guy won't come!
What I've got on hand is what I've got on my land.
A few six packs and some gum.

Shut down, all because of Covid
We're all bound to need some stuff.
But shoppings out, all because of Covid.
My pantry's all messed up -
all I have left is Ketchup!
To the dark ages I have slid!

I've watched the whole of Netflix.
And I've played Xbox to death.
The rent's due in the morning.
What will happen is anyone's guess.
Lord I'm sorry to be so material!
to have these needs of the flesh!
But if I pray for just one favor?
A final apple that is fresh.
We shall all go down together -
nothing more and nothing less...

Shut down, all because of Covid
We need stuff, like pay and clothes.
the Stores all closed, all because of Covid.
Cannot buy any TP.
That's why I am weepy.
How did we all end up like this?

My pantry's all messed up -
all I have left is Ketchup!