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see? i'm shorter than the average bear!
hehe me at the zoo...mom took the pic...that's wil's stroller in the corner
hehe me at the zoo...mom took the pic...that's wil's stroller in the corner
Category Photography / Human
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 880 x 1280px
File Size 209.8 kB
They raise grizzlies BIG in Michigan. It reminds me of the story of Grandpa Whiskey. As he tells it...."I was walking down the path to the lake when right in front of me, a ten-foot tall grizzly bear. AAAAAAAAAAAH! I pooped my pants."
Well...cripes...I couldn't blame him for that. If a ten-foot tall bear suddenly stood before me, I'd probably drop a load too.
"No, not then. Just now when I went "AAAAAAAAAAH!""
Well...cripes...I couldn't blame him for that. If a ten-foot tall bear suddenly stood before me, I'd probably drop a load too.
"No, not then. Just now when I went "AAAAAAAAAAH!""
I'd also pack a NASTY sidearm guaranteed to open doors, drains and innocent bystanders, but the Game Warden may not believe I tote that monster for self-defense. I guess he'd be one of those animal-rights, tree-hugging squishy-boy wardens who'd expect me to stand still with my hands behind me while I "give myself" to whatever wildlife wants me for dinner.
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