"I've trained for situations just like this. No vile villain can get the best of me! You're just lucky you caught me while I was distracted. No, scratch that. You're unlucky. Cause now I've seen your face and I won't rest until justice is served. You don't get it. You brought me right to your camp. Exactly where I want to be. Are you confident you tied these ropes as tight as you could? No loose ends? You're sure you got all my weapons? Silly pirate. Your little restraints are pathetic. A grade school arts and crafts project compared to what I'm used to. But before I embarrass, defeat and apprehend you, I'll give you one chance. Untie me and surrender. I promise I'll go easier on you. It'll be much less painful. Of course, I don't expect a villain like you to understand. Having escaped justice for so long, it must fry your little brain to see it staring you in your face. But your time has come. All your crimes have been tallied and the bill is past due. In fact, you should probably just start running. If you're fast, you might get an extra day of freedom before I catch you again. Maybe less. After all, breaking free is going to be so trivial..."

Art by  jerberjer