This particular idea's been on my mind for pretty long now, and I finally stood up (well, actually I sat down) and did it! So yeah, sometimes, when I'm bored, I go to places like Omegle where I can be a stranger. I mean, even more than I already am.

I've noticed that there are a lot of people looking for cyber sex. Wonder why. Anyway, I've figured three pretty good ways to drive away people not worth your time. Or just plainly scare them away because you are so very bored.

NUMBER 3 - "The no-sexer". This is the second simplest technique, and requires very little training. You simply need to sooner or later make it clear, that you are no interested in sex in any form. This usually happens, if you are a normal person with some intelligence.

NUMBER 2 - "The... uhhh". This is the simplest technique, and easiest to scare off pretty much anyone. Simply start out by screaming: "ARE YOU A FURRY?!" and you most likely are able to drive away your adversary. If you are out of luck, you will either meet #1 or a magical avian-kitsune-orca. Dear gawd what a gene-pool!

NUMBER 1 - "The conspiracy theorist". This is difficult to pull off, but if you are eccentric or insane to begin with, it should help. You need to seem to be mentally ill and babble on and on about some conspiracy theory, mistaking simple, everyday things for something grand.
Good lines for this are: "Do you know who is this Asl-person that everyone's looking for? Is he leading THEM?", "This probe the aliens put in me as a child makes me taste purpel-y.", "Have you ever eaten eyeballs?"



Thank you for reading! With this simple guide, you might find a sentient being in the internet... or avian-kitsune-orcas.