***DISCLAIMER: This comic will probably be construed as offensive to those oversensitive to the making fun of religion. That said, if you're reading this comment, you've probably already read the comic and were offended. Oh well, you've been warned anyway.***

Here is my Easter comic for 2010...1000 times more horrible than last year's :twisted:

I hate religion.

I absolutely hate it.

It's actually mostly Christianity I loathe so utterly.

Now, I don't hate it because I don't believe in it. I didn't believe in God, or any of the malarkey in the Bible long before I began hating religion. No no no no no no. I was only after I was 18 with my own car and able to go to town whenever the fuck I wanted to, so when I had spending money after slaving away at a soul-sucking factory ten hours a day, I went to town on the weekend and it was a blast.

That's when I began getting the religious fuck-wads coming up to me wondering if I've embraced the lord Jesus Christ in my life. Why no, I haven't, and I'm not partcularly interested, and that was usually enough.

But then, when I started wearing all the spiffy goth clothes, nail polish and makeup, all of a sudden, when I go to town, I don't get the occasional one or two a month, no! I get pounced on every other day! And they don't relent either! Before, I could say "Not interested!" and that was enough, they'd walk away. But now that the goth kid's wandering town, they don't relent, wanting to save my soul and all that bullshit.

Then comes the "The One True God" crap! Why can't they say "Hey, we've got this God and we really think He's bitchin', so here's a booklet. Feel free to read it and decide whether you want to come to church with us." No! Yours is the One single only all holy deity, and if I don't believe in him, he's gonna cast me into Hell, and don't forget to bring your checkbook so I can buy into the one true heaven too.

It's bad enough you do it to me on the streets, but you also come to our houses and do it too, then trying to exorcise us when you see us playing fucking D&D

How would all you religious nuts like it if I came to your house, painted a pentagram on your walls in goat blood, smear your face with frog spooge, and then chanted Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn until I summon some dark evil deity? You probably wouldn't like that, so stop trying to get me to turn to your fucking religion!! If I feel the need to turn Catholic or whatever, I'll do it on my own...it's not that hard to find a church, they're practically everywhere...there's like three in the tiny village I live near for fuck's sake!

So, this isn't funny, just an angry comic. Lil seems to be enjoying the fact that my history of SotDL is ambiguous enough for her to warp it into that which I hate so.

Enjoy, and for fuck's sake, if you're a Catholic or someone offended by this, send me a private note to say so; don't comment on the comic.

Characters Sam Lycoan and Lily Greyback are copyright me,  carcharoth , as is the religious blonde.