Ok so I've been joking with  Sidian that Rensis likes night elf girls, because being the short little goober he is (5ft 4in) his face would always be boob height (night elves are like a million feet high in game. I think my belf dude comes up just past the female's shoulders, and his model is supposedly 6ft). Trying to scale the two accordingly was tricky, and therefore, he ended up looking like a creepy, perverted hobbit.

But it turns out Sidian's nelf character is a shorty too, so this pic isn't even correct. *flails*

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So yeah. Hot dog down a hallway.