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Sorry I have been absent for a long time but it is because I had exams and I have a YouTube channel with meh videos but I will try to upload more meaningless images with stories
Today I bring you a compilation of several mini stories that I have half created
WARNING (content of idioms and Mexican humor that you may not understand ask in the comments)
Things to clarify
The Pokemons are immortal, the Digimons can be killed but they can revive them with their little machines that I do not remember their names, Despite having powers we use weapons because we are like that, we are all Mexicans (Mewtwo had the cave in Chiapas so we cataloged it as mexa), and that I am a Pikachu my older Sister is an Emolga my younger brother is a Psyduck and my parents are A mega Charizard x (father) a normal Charizard (mother) my maternal uncle is a Lucario my paternal uncle is Lugia and my Grandpa (I won't say which way) is Arceus
Places of stories Mexico and Zootopia (I'm a fanboy of zootopia)
Characters:
Emolga
Psyduck
Renamon (remember that he is a man who looks like a woman or good alone in my universe)
Agumon
Blukáchu
Mewtwo
Sckeve (a psyduck red gangster friend of my carnal)
Riolu
(characters from zootopia obviously)
and I PikÁchu KAWAii
Mewtwo joins the band.
My brothers and I were in the jungle of Lacandona (Chiapas) we were playing fights in one of those lashes I hit the ground so hard that it broke the ground and it turned out to be a cave and it was that of the legendary pokémon Mewtwo
Mewtwo: (all pissed off) Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?
PikÁchu: (believing me the big dick) Who are you and what are you doing here?
Mewtwo: I live here
PikÁchu: don't suck
Mewtwo: (is getting pissed off again) Who are you? dammit
PikÁchu: (scared) Where am I?
Emolga: are you okay?
PikÁchu: yes wey
Psyduck and Emolga jump into the hole and that makes Mewtwo more pissed
Mewtwo: Who the fuck are you three?
Emolga: (putting on his alpha male facet) Hey hey hey calm calm
Mewtwo turned to see Psyduck which made him make a "fart" face
Mewtwo: (still pissed off) CHILD! tell me who they are
Psyduck: (sticking out his chest to look taller) Damn you motherfuckers
Mewtwo: (trying to intimidate us) You know who I am right?
The 3: Ni puta
Mewtwo: (wave out) NN-no ?. I am the legendary pokémon Mewtwo
PikÁchu: Who ...
Mewtwo: (more pissed off) ME!
PikÁchu: (with an arrogant smile) ... asked you?
Mewtwo: YOU'RE ALREADY TAKING ME SO I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!
PikÁchu: (scared) pray wey don't be wild
Emolga: (challenging Mewtwo) But we are 3 against one
Mewtwo: (trying to calm down) if by some miracle they can beat me they are what they want
Psyduck: You're already fucking
Mewtwo waited for us to fire an attack but we were planning a strategy while Psyduck shoots water that is obviously going to resist it but it will be wet which will make electricity run through her body then we grab her to putasos. Mewtwo decided not to read our minds so I hope we attacked so Psyduck used a jet of water which did not hurt him but if he wet it, then he emolga and I electrocuted him and the truth did not hurt him either
Mewtwo: (with an arrogant smile) was that your strategy? what a pity
But at that moment Psyduck scratched a branch on his back
Mewtwo: (surprised) WHAT THE FUCK?
At that moment we began to mother it with fists, stones, rocks, branches even with a Metapod that was around. Mewtwo stopped us with telekinesis
Mewtwo: (gasping) WHY DID THEY DO THAT ?!
Emolga: do what?
Mewtwo: USE YOUR GRIPS!
Psyduck: why not?
PikÁchu: I think this guy doesn't know how to hit
Emolga: (laughing) You're an idiot, right?
Mewtwo you know what? FUCK YOUR MOTHERS ALL THREE!
Psyduck: You fuck your mother back and forth three times
PikÁchu: then we win, right?
Mewtwo: (trembling with pain) nn-no since I haven't given up
Mewtwo released us but we went back to him and Emolga grabbed his leg and bent it while biting it, I grabbed his arms and Psyduck grabbed his head and folded it back
The 3: (laughing) GIVE UP?
Mewtwo: (screaming in pain) YES BUT ALREADY LEAVE ME IN PEACE!
We got off of it
Emolga: Tell me, what does it feel like to be defeated by 3 inferior pokemon?
PikÁchu: and much weaker
Mewtwo: Go to hell
Psyduck: Well stay with him
Mewtwo: (looking scared) What are they going to do to me?
PikÁchu: well, you're going to have to look for chamba
Mewtwo: (puzzled) For what or why?
Emolga: Hey little bitch, we won't keep you
Mewtwo: Am I going to live with you?
PikÁchu: yes, take it as a consolation prize
Mewtwo: I'm screwed
END
Mister big kidnaps Blukáchu
We went on vacation to Zootopia and Renamon was walking around the square with Blukáchu in that he meets Nick and Judy and he started talking to them which made Blukáchu bored and walked away from Renamon to return to the apartment (which was already ours we bought it and one more since we were many) and he already knew the way, in that he saw a shrew loaded by a polar bear, he saw something strange only that that shrew was mister big
Mister big: Boy are you looking for trouble?
Blukáchu is a millionaire and his parents taught him not to talk to strangers. At least he had to spend a day with him.
Mister big: do you want to come with me?
He shouldn't have said anything for another polar bear to put a pillowcase on his head and get him into the limo and go to Tundra town
Renamon: Blukáchu let's go ... Blukáchu? (screaming) BLUKÁCHU WHERE ARE YOU ?! ...shit
He took out his cell phone and called me
Renamon: (scared) PPP-PikÁchu Blukáchu is there?
PikÁchu: (pushed) you already lost it fagot fucking ball
Renamon: (crying) I turned around and was gone
PikÁchu: (very pushed) NO VALENTS MOTHERS EVEN TO BE WORTH MOTHERS!
Agumon: PikÁchu the Master speaks to you
PikÁchu: Guachame stupid with legs (change phone) that wave pattern
The Skipper: They kidnapped my kid
PikÁchu: you don't hurry Skipper pattern we see what to do
The Pattern: Be very careful
PikÁchu: (change phone) Look animal they already kidnapped you because of you
Renamon: (still crying) I'm really sorry, who kidnapped him?
PikÁchu: give me a chance (change phone) Who owns it Skipper?
The Pattern: an idiot named Big
PikÁchu: Guacheme tantito (change phone) a certain big
Renamon: (calming down) Wait Nick and Judy meet a man named Mister big
PikÁchu: Do you know how to find it?
Renamon: I already know how to get there
PikÁchu: Perate (change phone) Skipper we already know where he is
The Pattern: Very careful (hangs up)
PikÁchu: there you are filthy
Renamon: Sure
We passed through Renamon and went to Tundra town. We have already arrived at Mister big's house and Emolga entered first to distract him, then we all entered, threatening the polar bears with our powers and weapons. Psyduck went up to the desk and began questioning him
Mister big (confident) on ice
A polar bear was going to grab Psyduck and I shot the bear in the head causing it to die
Mister big (scared) wwww-What do you guys want?
Psyduck: Where's the boss's son?
Mister big: he ran away
Psyduck: (slapped mister big and the size made him fly off the desk) PENDEJO
PikÁchu: (I went to a polar bear that had knelt down) you relieve yourself Where is the boss's son?
The bear: I don't know
I went with Emolga and told him to make some molotovs but Fru Fru (the daughter of Mister big) arrived and confessed everything
Emolga: Mewtwo Go for it
Mewtwo: yes
Mewtwo went to Blukáchu and before we left we shot 3 more polar bears but in arms and legs
Renamon: Blukáchu Sorry
Blukáchu: don't apologize to me just how lucky with Emolga PikÁchu and Psyduck
I'll just tell you that we backpacked Renamon. The next day Judy went with mister big but was surprised to see him scared
Judy: Is it okay?
Fru Fru: my daddy is scared since he kidnapped a boy and was going to throw him on the ice when they paid him just to scare the boy's father
Before Judy spoke Riolu and Sckeve came out
Sckeve: Were you going to kill him?
Riolu: motherfucker
Sckeve shot mister big and he basically disappeared and now Sckeve turned into the new mister big
Spanish vershion
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36475660/
Sorry I have been absent for a long time but it is because I had exams and I have a YouTube channel with meh videos but I will try to upload more meaningless images with stories
Today I bring you a compilation of several mini stories that I have half created
WARNING (content of idioms and Mexican humor that you may not understand ask in the comments)
Things to clarify
The Pokemons are immortal, the Digimons can be killed but they can revive them with their little machines that I do not remember their names, Despite having powers we use weapons because we are like that, we are all Mexicans (Mewtwo had the cave in Chiapas so we cataloged it as mexa), and that I am a Pikachu my older Sister is an Emolga my younger brother is a Psyduck and my parents are A mega Charizard x (father) a normal Charizard (mother) my maternal uncle is a Lucario my paternal uncle is Lugia and my Grandpa (I won't say which way) is Arceus
Places of stories Mexico and Zootopia (I'm a fanboy of zootopia)
Characters:
Emolga
Psyduck
Renamon (remember that he is a man who looks like a woman or good alone in my universe)
Agumon
Blukáchu
Mewtwo
Sckeve (a psyduck red gangster friend of my carnal)
Riolu
(characters from zootopia obviously)
and I PikÁchu KAWAii
Mewtwo joins the band.
My brothers and I were in the jungle of Lacandona (Chiapas) we were playing fights in one of those lashes I hit the ground so hard that it broke the ground and it turned out to be a cave and it was that of the legendary pokémon Mewtwo
Mewtwo: (all pissed off) Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?
PikÁchu: (believing me the big dick) Who are you and what are you doing here?
Mewtwo: I live here
PikÁchu: don't suck
Mewtwo: (is getting pissed off again) Who are you? dammit
PikÁchu: (scared) Where am I?
Emolga: are you okay?
PikÁchu: yes wey
Psyduck and Emolga jump into the hole and that makes Mewtwo more pissed
Mewtwo: Who the fuck are you three?
Emolga: (putting on his alpha male facet) Hey hey hey calm calm
Mewtwo turned to see Psyduck which made him make a "fart" face
Mewtwo: (still pissed off) CHILD! tell me who they are
Psyduck: (sticking out his chest to look taller) Damn you motherfuckers
Mewtwo: (trying to intimidate us) You know who I am right?
The 3: Ni puta
Mewtwo: (wave out) NN-no ?. I am the legendary pokémon Mewtwo
PikÁchu: Who ...
Mewtwo: (more pissed off) ME!
PikÁchu: (with an arrogant smile) ... asked you?
Mewtwo: YOU'RE ALREADY TAKING ME SO I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!
PikÁchu: (scared) pray wey don't be wild
Emolga: (challenging Mewtwo) But we are 3 against one
Mewtwo: (trying to calm down) if by some miracle they can beat me they are what they want
Psyduck: You're already fucking
Mewtwo waited for us to fire an attack but we were planning a strategy while Psyduck shoots water that is obviously going to resist it but it will be wet which will make electricity run through her body then we grab her to putasos. Mewtwo decided not to read our minds so I hope we attacked so Psyduck used a jet of water which did not hurt him but if he wet it, then he emolga and I electrocuted him and the truth did not hurt him either
Mewtwo: (with an arrogant smile) was that your strategy? what a pity
But at that moment Psyduck scratched a branch on his back
Mewtwo: (surprised) WHAT THE FUCK?
At that moment we began to mother it with fists, stones, rocks, branches even with a Metapod that was around. Mewtwo stopped us with telekinesis
Mewtwo: (gasping) WHY DID THEY DO THAT ?!
Emolga: do what?
Mewtwo: USE YOUR GRIPS!
Psyduck: why not?
PikÁchu: I think this guy doesn't know how to hit
Emolga: (laughing) You're an idiot, right?
Mewtwo you know what? FUCK YOUR MOTHERS ALL THREE!
Psyduck: You fuck your mother back and forth three times
PikÁchu: then we win, right?
Mewtwo: (trembling with pain) nn-no since I haven't given up
Mewtwo released us but we went back to him and Emolga grabbed his leg and bent it while biting it, I grabbed his arms and Psyduck grabbed his head and folded it back
The 3: (laughing) GIVE UP?
Mewtwo: (screaming in pain) YES BUT ALREADY LEAVE ME IN PEACE!
We got off of it
Emolga: Tell me, what does it feel like to be defeated by 3 inferior pokemon?
PikÁchu: and much weaker
Mewtwo: Go to hell
Psyduck: Well stay with him
Mewtwo: (looking scared) What are they going to do to me?
PikÁchu: well, you're going to have to look for chamba
Mewtwo: (puzzled) For what or why?
Emolga: Hey little bitch, we won't keep you
Mewtwo: Am I going to live with you?
PikÁchu: yes, take it as a consolation prize
Mewtwo: I'm screwed
END
Mister big kidnaps Blukáchu
We went on vacation to Zootopia and Renamon was walking around the square with Blukáchu in that he meets Nick and Judy and he started talking to them which made Blukáchu bored and walked away from Renamon to return to the apartment (which was already ours we bought it and one more since we were many) and he already knew the way, in that he saw a shrew loaded by a polar bear, he saw something strange only that that shrew was mister big
Mister big: Boy are you looking for trouble?
Blukáchu is a millionaire and his parents taught him not to talk to strangers. At least he had to spend a day with him.
Mister big: do you want to come with me?
He shouldn't have said anything for another polar bear to put a pillowcase on his head and get him into the limo and go to Tundra town
Renamon: Blukáchu let's go ... Blukáchu? (screaming) BLUKÁCHU WHERE ARE YOU ?! ...shit
He took out his cell phone and called me
Renamon: (scared) PPP-PikÁchu Blukáchu is there?
PikÁchu: (pushed) you already lost it fagot fucking ball
Renamon: (crying) I turned around and was gone
PikÁchu: (very pushed) NO VALENTS MOTHERS EVEN TO BE WORTH MOTHERS!
Agumon: PikÁchu the Master speaks to you
PikÁchu: Guachame stupid with legs (change phone) that wave pattern
The Skipper: They kidnapped my kid
PikÁchu: you don't hurry Skipper pattern we see what to do
The Pattern: Be very careful
PikÁchu: (change phone) Look animal they already kidnapped you because of you
Renamon: (still crying) I'm really sorry, who kidnapped him?
PikÁchu: give me a chance (change phone) Who owns it Skipper?
The Pattern: an idiot named Big
PikÁchu: Guacheme tantito (change phone) a certain big
Renamon: (calming down) Wait Nick and Judy meet a man named Mister big
PikÁchu: Do you know how to find it?
Renamon: I already know how to get there
PikÁchu: Perate (change phone) Skipper we already know where he is
The Pattern: Very careful (hangs up)
PikÁchu: there you are filthy
Renamon: Sure
We passed through Renamon and went to Tundra town. We have already arrived at Mister big's house and Emolga entered first to distract him, then we all entered, threatening the polar bears with our powers and weapons. Psyduck went up to the desk and began questioning him
Mister big (confident) on ice
A polar bear was going to grab Psyduck and I shot the bear in the head causing it to die
Mister big (scared) wwww-What do you guys want?
Psyduck: Where's the boss's son?
Mister big: he ran away
Psyduck: (slapped mister big and the size made him fly off the desk) PENDEJO
PikÁchu: (I went to a polar bear that had knelt down) you relieve yourself Where is the boss's son?
The bear: I don't know
I went with Emolga and told him to make some molotovs but Fru Fru (the daughter of Mister big) arrived and confessed everything
Emolga: Mewtwo Go for it
Mewtwo: yes
Mewtwo went to Blukáchu and before we left we shot 3 more polar bears but in arms and legs
Renamon: Blukáchu Sorry
Blukáchu: don't apologize to me just how lucky with Emolga PikÁchu and Psyduck
I'll just tell you that we backpacked Renamon. The next day Judy went with mister big but was surprised to see him scared
Judy: Is it okay?
Fru Fru: my daddy is scared since he kidnapped a boy and was going to throw him on the ice when they paid him just to scare the boy's father
Before Judy spoke Riolu and Sckeve came out
Sckeve: Were you going to kill him?
Riolu: motherfucker
Sckeve shot mister big and he basically disappeared and now Sckeve turned into the new mister big
Spanish vershion
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36475660/
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