Once upon a time, in the deapest cruellest winter, the world has ever known
El-Ahrairah's people were starving
so, El-Ahrairah set out to find the only being he thought could save them,
the Black Rabbit of Inle,
he struggled on and on, until eventually he arrived at the caves of inle,
the mouth of which appeard before him like the maw of a giant monster trying to eat the sky,
and before the prince that nightmare figure emerged like a toxic void, and in his heart El-Ahrairah knew there were no more tricks to be played

My name is Captain Orcis