The werewolf looked around his digital room, seeing that the time of day had not changed... but that made him question the actual time in real life. It was nearing time for him to get off, he felt. He still had a few songs to listen to, the few that had gotten themselves stuck in his head over the past few days. He had to give himself some closure if he wanted any lick of sleep last night.

Pressing on the button of his right controler, Sergeant Wolf saw his desktop appear on his visor headset. Given its limitations, his visor wasn't the highest quality, meaning he had to lean in close to view the small clock on the bottom right of his desktop screen. He leaned in closer, starting the tune of one of the songs still stuck in his head.

"We're tiny, we're toony... we're all a little looney!" He sang as he noticed the time on his desktop said 2:03 AM. It was getting late. He best head off soon befo-

"I don't appreciate you singing the "Tiny Toons" theme song into my crotch, Sarge." The calm and melodic voice remarked.

Sergeant Wolf froze, taking off his headset to see the multi-colored fluff of his friend, Huxil.

"Oh... oooooooooh crap. No! I didn't... I was looking at something in VR and..."

The wickerbeast leaned in close to Sergeant Wolf, wrapping a hand around the wereweolf's back while placing the other hand firmly on the werewolf's rotund midriff. "I know, I just wanted an excuse to get close and squish your belly."

Sergeant Wolf felt himself blushing with embarrassment. He didn't know what he was supposed to feel, but as the wickerbeast squished into his belly, Sergeant Wolf started to laugh hysterically. Hearing the song go through his head as he fully realized the scenario he had created only made his laughing fit worse.

It took five minutes before he could calm down. Catching his breath, he snuck a kiss on Huxil's cheek. "Honestly, I need that, Huxil. I haven't laughed like that in a long time! Thanks!"

Huxil closed their eyes happily and reciprocated the kiss by kissing the werewolf on top of his head. "Gosh dang it, you gotta stop being so cute."

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This was a Sargified version of an actual situation that happened to me.... Turns out, my spacial awareness in VRChat is minimal at best, so I accidentally sang a song about being tiny... into my friend's avatar's crotch.... Oops.

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Huxil © Huxilluminant on Twitter

Sergeant Wolf/Art ©  pikminpedia Me