*At night*

Helldog: Hi, doggie.
Wildert: I'm not your doggie.
Helldog: Oh, I'm sorry.
Wildert: You look very strange. Who are you?
Helldog: My name is Helldog. I am the most massive husky from hell itself.
Wildert: From hell? Not happening.
Helldog: Yes, it can. Tell me, are you gay or straight?
Wildert: Straight.
Helldog: And I'm neither one. I'm bisexual. I love fucking beautiful guys and beautiful girls. Don't worry, I won't hurt you. What's your name, by the way?
Wildert: Wildert
Helldog: Very pleasant. So we met. I'm sure you and I will become friends. Let's go to the bar. I'll buy you a beer.
Wildert: Gone.

Wildert by  xxsparcoxx

Helldog by  Andrew_Wolf