I just got tipped....This
I’ve gotten weird ass shit as tips in the past. Stuff from HighTimes magazines, cans of mystery food, cigarettes (I don’t smoke) and even a Book of Mormon.
But damn, this is the first time I was given booze. 50ml of Sheep Dog peanut butter whiskey.
And this from a pothead.
BTW, weirdest tip I got was a roll of toilet paper, last year from a motel delivery.
Guy slurred “I paid like five bucks for this, so enjoy.”
But damn, this is the first time I was given booze. 50ml of Sheep Dog peanut butter whiskey.
And this from a pothead.
BTW, weirdest tip I got was a roll of toilet paper, last year from a motel delivery.
Guy slurred “I paid like five bucks for this, so enjoy.”
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Cadillacs? or bugler?
When I was a prison guard the money was "commissary".
It was odd when the price of high grade cigs went up so did the buglers but the "real" price stayed the same. it went up to 60 cents but was only worth 50 cents...
when the price of cadillacs went up to $4.50/pack the buglers went to .80...and was suddenly worth .75...
So depending on what kinda cigs you gave them, you gave them some good bux for WHEN they get put back in...
When I was a prison guard the money was "commissary".
It was odd when the price of high grade cigs went up so did the buglers but the "real" price stayed the same. it went up to 60 cents but was only worth 50 cents...
when the price of cadillacs went up to $4.50/pack the buglers went to .80...and was suddenly worth .75...
So depending on what kinda cigs you gave them, you gave them some good bux for WHEN they get put back in...
Could’ve been worse they could’ve given you a mini bottle of Malört.
https://www.timeout.com/chicago/new.....rywhere-031119
https://www.timeout.com/chicago/new.....rywhere-031119
I hope the bottle is still sealed... Don't want the Whiskey version of Bear Whiz Beer... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmwEyIBBQM
I did used to top off drunk panhandler's bottles when they weren't looking at one Mall I worked at years ago...
I did used to top off drunk panhandler's bottles when they weren't looking at one Mall I worked at years ago...
I just got back from a run to the booze store (called them 'package stores' in my youth) and Nips, i.e. 50ml bottles, usually run from a dollar upto $25 for Johnny Walker Blue Label or MacCallan 12year old (was just at the store and almost bought both of those)
IF you drink, it was a good tip, if not, well... it's a good story
IF you drink, it was a good tip, if not, well... it's a good story
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