A quickie I did on Microsoft Paint, showing I do a little bit of art-related stuff. DA Muro isn't working for me, however; if it was, I'd use that.

 Chuong was talking to me one day about how you can have two out of three, but not all three, when it comes to this diagram, and this is because I was telling him about customer complaints I get on a daily basis. (I work at McDonald's.) And it's true, folks.

1. If you want fast food that is good, you cannot expect it to be cheap.
2. If you want fast food that is cheap, you cannot expect it to be good.
3. If you want good food that is cheap, you cannot expect it to be fast.

Plus, I don't have control over what McDonald's decides it wants to charge people. Yet there's always that one person who expects he is entitled to what he wants whenever he wants it, and however he wants it. For example, one guy was complaining about how his total came to $17.33 (or something like that), because he wanted 4 Sausage McMuffins with Egg, but without cheese. He told me at the window he wanted me to change it to 4 Sausage and Egg Biscuits. The problem? Both items, when you go to the store I work at, cost $3.99 a piece before tax, so his total was still the same total. "I'm not paying that amount for that!" he huffed as he drove off, and since there was nobody in front of him, he went ahead and slammed the accelerator.

Why do people have to be so stupid? Why do people have to be so rude? In the words of whoever it was that first said it, "Can't we all just get along?"

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Artwork by me