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Scandalous User Behaviour - By Archery
Archery shows us Philomela being completely scandalized by the behavior of her user.Please read thee manual, there are perfectly acceptable ways to use Philomela.
And then there are things the become ... questionable.
asking her to open panels, show her most intimate parts... use her delicate hands on those parts...
No... seriously: why should Philomela be asked to learn how to do maintenance on herself?
It's not like her winding would last enough, and in any case... a robot doing maintenance on herself?
Preposterous. There are humans for that.
It's not like... i dunno... a robot all of a sudden was to just leave the human world and enter a pocket reality made out of idealized things like water that does not cause rust and carefully crafted fake natural-looking environment... all alone.
That would require magic! And... like... who would wind her?
I'm sure it's all idle thoughts and other stupid stuff without any meaning. Ah! A robot learning how to operate herself. Preposterous.
And, in any case. it just would not work. Right?
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Category Artwork (Digital) / Portraits
Species Avian (Other)
Size 1084 x 1231px
File Size 1.39 MB
You don't just go holding to your jacket!
You have to button it properly!
What are you going to do?
Wait for the first inconvenience to open your jacket so you are exposed to the cold air?
You could get sick!
Philo?
Button him up.
You need to check that hand eye coordination anyway.
*waits for Philomela to finish*
*picks up pen and paper*
How would you rate her ability to work on buttons?
You have to button it properly!
What are you going to do?
Wait for the first inconvenience to open your jacket so you are exposed to the cold air?
You could get sick!
Philo?
Button him up.
You need to check that hand eye coordination anyway.
*waits for Philomela to finish*
*picks up pen and paper*
How would you rate her ability to work on buttons?
It is getting rather interesting results.
One evaluated her as green fields out of the fields he knew and dreaming about contemptible little armies in Normandy that took 3 years to be acknowledged by the Kaiser.
Another evaluated her as a finger to stop the bleeding of a bullet wound. He fell silent afterwards.
A last one evaluated her as a metal angel and the sounds of her operation reminded him of the one time the mechanized infantry reached him in no-man's land on that stolen A7V, and he started crying telling me they had to destroy it because the commander would have no "Kaiser Tech" under his command.
The last one before you asked me if he could fuck her.
I would say the results are preeetty interesting.
One evaluated her as green fields out of the fields he knew and dreaming about contemptible little armies in Normandy that took 3 years to be acknowledged by the Kaiser.
Another evaluated her as a finger to stop the bleeding of a bullet wound. He fell silent afterwards.
A last one evaluated her as a metal angel and the sounds of her operation reminded him of the one time the mechanized infantry reached him in no-man's land on that stolen A7V, and he started crying telling me they had to destroy it because the commander would have no "Kaiser Tech" under his command.
The last one before you asked me if he could fuck her.
I would say the results are preeetty interesting.
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