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When Timmo Warner and Masem J. Mouse play Rock Band, Timmo usually does vocals while Masem plays gorb. He's an accomplished gorbist!
[In-joke explanation for those that need it: the last few times Timmo and Masem played Rock Band, Timmo said "What are you playing, Masem?" and Masem said "g or b" which I assume means guitar or bass.]
[In-joke explanation for those that need it: the last few times Timmo and Masem played Rock Band, Timmo said "What are you playing, Masem?" and Masem said "g or b" which I assume means guitar or bass.]
Category All / All
Species Mouse
Size 898 x 801px
File Size 428.3 kB
Reminds me of dord. Which, by what I assume is a coincidence, is also an instrument.
To learn to play the gorb takes a lifetime. To master it requires reincarnation (preferably as something with fingers). Masem studied the gorb under the tutelage of a wizened old guru who lived high in the Channumpongaringadingbommar Mountains (the name means "wizened old gurus just love this place, it must be the fresh air and convenience to Al's Loincloth Mart"). While he studied, he subsisted on a diet of berries, seeds and leftover pizza, and adhered to a strict regimen of total abstinence (except on weekends, which he dubbed "party time"). He returned a changed mouse; his luggage returned with one of those TSA "Hi, we fucked with your shit" pamphlets in it.
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