"While other creature's Fathers were teaching them how to ride a bike and play catch, my Dad was teaching me how to mind rape people, gain a cult following at an exponential rate, and breed with anything that has a vagina to ensure that our lineage of Elder Gods carries on through Millennia's to come. But what if I don't wanna do that, DAD!? Did you ever think about that you fuckin' asshole!? Maybe I don't wanna follow in your tentacle trails and have 500 gross fish monster babies and send every sexual participant/rape victim to an insane asylum because I was trying to explain what a color looks like that they can't comprehend! I'm gonna grow up and BE somebody, you'll see! And ya know what!? I'm movin' out! I don't care if I'm only 1,479... I'm movin' out and you can't stop me!"

Happy Father's Day!