Canada: "Today is my day, eh. And for this year, I got fat by eating a lot of my own bacon and maple syrup. What do you think, eh?"

USA: "Damn, you look sexy this way. It sure was a good idea to bring fast food restaurants into your area."

Canada: "I might've ate all of their stock as well, eh. ^_^,"

USA: "All part of being fat and sexy, bro."

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I couldn't think of ANYTHING for Canada Day, so I made fat art of the country itself. You're welcome.