I SHALL TELL YOU THE TRUE STORY OF THE MOST HANDSOME OF PANCAKES

ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A TAMMY AND AN ELI AT ELI'S GRANDMAS HOUSE
ELI'S GRANDMA MAKES THE BEST STRAWBERRY JAM IN THE WORLD, WHICH HE LIKES TO PUT ON PANCAKES.
ONE DAY AT BREAKFAST WITH THE TAMMY AND THE GRANDMA ELI PUT STRAWBERRY JAM ON HIS PANCAKE.
HE THEN MADE A SMILEY FACE WITH WHIPPED CREAM ON THE PANCAKE.
THEN HE ADDED CURLY HORNS. THEN HAIR. THEN A BEARD.

AND THEN HE TOOK A PICTURE OF THIS PANCAKE.
AND IT HAS BEEN THE BACKGROUND OF HIS PHONE OFF AND ON EVER SINCE.

THE END.

All pancakes in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to any pancakes living or dead is unintentional and a coincidence.