Horse Power Training

First week:
I’m feeling full of energy!
This new form of exercising is pretty fun.

Second week:
I’m already getting stronger.
I can lift twice my weight!

Third week:
My hands and feet are swelling a bit… So is my nose… The instructor says its normal…
Also having an urge to change my diet to include more grains…

Fourth Week:
I can barely see my fingers or toes, both my limbs look like stumps…
My face is also pushing forwards.
However I’m not feeling any pain, on the contrary, my muscles feel great.

Fifth Week:
Walking on my two feet is almost impossible.
Now I’m forced to hunch my back and walk on all fours.
This is all feeling weird…
But I can’t stop exercising…

Sixth Week:
This apartment is too small!
I want to gallop outside!
I’m full of energy!

Seventh Week:
Nyyyyeeeehhh!!