Kobolds are just the best. Even if they were a dwarf turned human, turned Kobold lol.

Funny little guys aren't they! And when you put it like that he sounds like an insanely proposterous character! But I assure you it makes a little sense in context! I'm running two games in the same setting at the same time and in one game one of the players is running short module like bits to give me reprieve from DMing, and I was originally planning a human cleric to help, but as he w as s following the party round a cursed old fortress of a demi-lich he got turned in to a kobold and the party half elf bard got turned in to a copper dragonborn lol!

Oh I totally understand! One game my friend was running, there was a human rogue who got caught stealing from a Dragon. So the dragon used some form of true polymorph to turn him into a kobold as a form of punishment. But the dude just said: Oh! This'll make it so much easier to steal now!
And he now serves the dragon lol. Only in D&D! xD

I played Tomb of anhiliation a while back, played a chaotic evil black dragonborn, had a bounty in every city in the western coast of faerun, right at the end she drank from a fountain and had a sex change. Her response, beside from screaming for 8 hours in abject silent (because the fountain) was to go "oh shit new identity, imma go on a new crime spree!"

Oh my gosh lol. That's the spirit! XD

I haven't gotten to actually play in a while since I've been stuck in that "forever DM" position. So I don't have too many stories like that. But I will say that when I do and I get to play my Silver dragonborn Wizard, he will recruit his Kobold army lol

Ive been at dnd for, what, nearly 20 years now, so I've got a lot of stories lol, but for the last few years I've been the only consistent DM. I've got a few characters "on the go" but I've not played, well, my accounts namesake, properly in over a year. I've got a red dragonborn paladin on the go, and now this lil guy!

Yeah I fell you. I've been playing for roughly 16 years and most of my stories have been from just recently. Played consistently for the first 5 and now roughly the last 4. And a little over the last 2 has been almost purely DMing. I haven't played my namesake in about 3 and it makes me sad cause i love him lol.
But Oh well. I'm extremely thankful that I have a good group of friends and people to play with.