I feel I've used this title before. I'm really running out of ideas on how to name this shit

YOU KNOW WHAT
What the fuck is wrong with carolina drivers? I went through NC the other day for work, and in the span of one day, ONE FUCKING DAY, I haaad
1. a dude stopped in the middle of the road, at the bottom of a hill, right after it crested to perform a u-turn. It was very hard to avoid him, damn near turned his fuckin' ford into a compact
2. A wreck happened on the eastbound side of the interstate. Therefore, the westbound side, the side I was on, came to a COMPLETE FUCKING STOP
3. a semi prevented me from getting over to make space for people trying to change a tire on the shoulder
4. Someone came to a complete stop in the right lane SO THEY COULD SEE A STOPPED MILITARY CONVOY? I don't understand that shit. I guess he was trying to let them back onto the travel lanes, BUT NO. DON'T FUCKING STOP. JUST MERGE OVER! A dude had to hard swerve to avoid him, making the guy in front of me slam brakes, and me also have to hit brakes to avoid a metallic sandwhich
5. A cop came to a complete stop in the travel lane. Right lane, of course, and I'm sure he had his reasons... but oh my god. People can't fucking react to this sort of thing. I tried getting over to avoid him, but this bumble fuck in a bro dozer decided to race up the NARROW gap when I was already taking half the fucking lane. And then he slammed, SLAMMED his brakes right in front of me when I finally got over.
6. Some dude raced up the exit ramp to get around me. I nearly shunted him into a fucking concrete barrier, don't play that game with me.
7. Thick traffic 'cause people can't merge
8. Had one guy hit his brakes to merge in behind me when, if he just went a liiiiiittle faster, he'd be in front of me and moving faster. He nearly slammed into a wall because of it.

There's shit I'm forgetting

NC drivers are starting to take the prize of worst drivers away from California drivers. It's impressive, these people are fucking stupid