Shit I left my decorations in the closet.

i saw veloceraptor and thought velidrome does it matter if im blue instead of green?

Hehe, that's a velociraptor I don't mind. :)

careful, you haven't seen the other two....


... clever girl....

Doh! Got me again!

yay for raptors ^^

Now I kinda want a hoodie like that =3

i know right?

Remember. They can open doors, they hunt in packs, and they communicate with each other over great distances. Is your home velociraptor proof? Ask yourself:

Are there any large windows that raptors could break through?

Are there any doors with simple handles or locks that raptors could open?

Have you stolen any raptor eggs lately?

If you have answered "no" to all of these, then you are still in danger because RAPTORS WILL GET YOU. It is inevitable.

and if you see one, you're already dead.

Clever girl.

oh no! i shall hide! *hides in a meat storage locker*

Are cookies a good distraction? *gives a box of Thin Mints*

you sir. You have saved the world from velocerfeloxes.


... sucks that that doesn't work on real Veloceraptors tho... *watches you get mauled*

Son of a goat!
*is mauled quite violently (not that I've ever seen a non-violent mauling)*

Nothing. NOTHING can distract Velociraptors except for your flesh filling their hungry, demonic maws.

The "Awareness" in Raptor Awareness Day is more of an awareness of how a Raptor could eviscerate you at any time. ANY time.

Even right after this sentence.

...

...

Still there?

That is only because of fickle fortune. One day. One day it will be the end, for you, and for me.

Maybe even after this sen

yay oh nos tht not tangy eeps help help scampers away

*communicates with the velociraptors in their language*

RAWR!

xD this is just too cute, how could I not fav it! :3 I love how "rawr" she looks <3333

~Nyghtengal

rawr!!

IT'S A RAPTOR!! HUG IT!!

RAWR X3

Very cute.

that really is super cute RAWR!