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What's up, how are you?
Here is another story that is based on the following
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18804927/
But it has a different ending and also a different beginning
Enjoy the story a lot
Characters
Delphox
Stella (the zoroark shinny)
Lucario (he is not my uncle since he is Luk)
And I PikÁchu KAWAii
Place USA
Warning: Mexican humor and idioms that you may not understand ask in the comments.
I was 15 years old when this happened. He had already been proclaimed by the world as the King of fights since he could start many fights for everything and for nothing. [The one who wins them all is the god of fights] So to celebrate I went to the USA since Comic-Con was coming and I wanted to go. But before it started [I already had the ticket since I bought it online] I decided to get a little more wool to buy things [and I don't think they will accept Mexican pesos there] only that they didn't accept people under 18 so I had to do favors for money for 2 weeks. Already the day of Comic-Con that started at 3 and I wanted to arrive at 3:30 so I decided to do one last favor in a school. When the director paid me and I was leaving, a student wanted to screw me.
Wey weird and mysterious: Hey yellow! Do you know why nobody loves you?!.
PikÁchu: (in a bored voice) Why ?.
Wey weird and mysterious: By short!
PikÁchu: (stupid) Did your little mom shoot you? Or are you deformed from birth?
Wey weird and mysterious: (enputado) Hey, who do you think?
PikÁchu: I'm just a Mexican who comes to the Comic-Con in the United States.
Wey weird and mysterious: You know what? Be on guard.
PikÁchu: Oral POS since Comic-Con begins later.
We hold onto each other, which caused the brat to be put in detention and me in something similar.
Director: Look boy, I know you don't study here but you need these gentlemen.
PikÁchu: I hope it will be fast since Comic-Con is just beginning
Director: Take it easy, I don't think it will take long to finish, but yes, I will leave you a lot of thanks, friend.
PikÁchu: Camera direc I will see it someday.
2 hours later.
PikÁchu: (desperate) Caraja madre, it's already 5 o'clock and I'm going to run out of entry time and I have no money to buy another one, Chingao.
Moments later I see a Delphox shinny approach me, a shinny zoroark and a shinny Lucario [I had to make them shinny so that it was not a plagiarism, just see it as an adaptation of the story but something different] with the face of that wey we are looking for .
Delphox: Excuse me, are you the pikachu who fought at school?
PikÁchu: (scared) Who asks? You're not that wey's mom, are you?
Stella: Don't worry, we only came because the director spoke to us.
Lucario: We came to find out why you fought.
PikÁchu: Well, because he told me dwarf (here I begin to doubt if I am going to Comic-Con or already).
Stella: (smiling in a suspicious way) You shouldn't play along.
PikÁchu: I only told him misshapen.
Delphox: Do your parents know that you are going to be late?
PikÁchu: What we go to do let's do it quickly please.
Delphox touched my head with its branch and I started to shine a little
PikÁchu: Don't suck what a fart.
Delphox: Don't worry, you won't get hurt.
PikÁchu: (scared) DON'T MAMM ANIMAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOAT?!.
Lucario: No bad words please.
PikÁchu: (between scared and angry) FUCK YOUR MOTHER !.
Stella: (looking at Delphox) Can I start now?
Delphox: Sure.
PikÁchu: I am afraid.
Lucario: Don't worry, you'll be fine.
PikÁchu: (only my terror and anger rose more) DON'T SUCK ME MAMES, THAT DOESN'T CALM ME, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP, TURN OUT THE SUCCESSFUL PUNCH STEREO AND PUT A CUCUMBER IN YOUR ASS !.
Delphox: (stops Stella) Wait just a second (moves his branch and throws me a stop light that came into me) Done.
PikÁchu: (disturbed) I have a feeling this is not a good thing (I start to tremble).
Delphox (trying to calm me down) Calm down, only if you say a bad word or react negatively will you shrink an inch.
PikÁchu (Knowing that it was already worth mothers) Verga (and I shrugged an inch).
Stella: I recommend you stay still and quiet (laughs a little).
PikÁchu: I'm sure I won't go to Comic-Con anymore.
Stella: Let's get started (jumps and falls right in front of me).
PikÁchu: (the following is a mouse screech) iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Stella: (with an arrogant smile) Scared?
PikÁchu: (I grabbed the webos I started shooting and pushed her) Perate pus, what are you bringing?
Lucario: Remember that if you fight you will shrink.
PikÁchu: (enputado) I KNOW YOU SUCKFUL! I ALREADY KNOW IT!.
Stella: Well you don't seem to mind
PikÁchu: (and now I shrunk 2 inches) Go for it.
Stella: That there are no more bad words?
PikÁchu: (already screwed up) COULD YOU SHUT UP? PUTA MADRE (one inch less) (surprised) Chucha.
Delphox: I guess this will take, how sad.
Lucario: I'm going for something to eat.
Stella: Let's continue (he jumped and fell with one foot on my belly) Are you sure you don't want to fight anymore (laugh a little).
PikÁchu (lying on the floor on his back with one foot on his belly and of course, pissed off) Daughter of the… DO YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY GRASIOUS?!.
Stella: Well since you don't move I will have a little fun.
PikÁchu: (I took a draft that was on the floor) DON'T DO IT.
Stella: (challenging me) Really? throw it at me if you're not afraid.
PikÁchu: HAVE (the eraser hit him in the eye).
Stella: (from the hit) Ouch! My eye.
PikÁchu: (grateful to the one above) It was already (I ran to the door but I couldn't find it) CHUCHA! (and I cringed).
Delphox: (mocking) Better not run away anymore.
PikÁchu: (already screwed up) FUCK! (and again I cringed) It was already worth vegetables from the Aztec gods.
When I turned Stella fell on me and just laughed while playing with me.
Stella: Ahh how boring have you lost your desire to fight? (reference to Dragon Ball Z.
PikÁchu: (Well pissed off) YOU ARE A BIG STUPID! DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME! (Sometimes when I get stressed a force comes out of nowhere and I used it to get Stella off me by throwing her to the wall and then I cringed).
Stella: (surprised) But what the hell?!.
PikÁchu: (I start to laugh) Don't invent I didn't think something like this would happen, now I did raffle it (I'm still laughing).
Stella: (somewhat annoyed) Hey, don't laugh.
PikÁchu: You laughed at me, now to see what it feels like to eat the soup with the spoon of another man.
Delphox: (straight out) that doesn't even say like that.
PikÁchu: I don't care.
Stella: This will be interesting.
PikÁchu (taking a mowing grenade out of my bag) Surprise moder foker.
Totally, the bomb exploded and I seize everyone except me and Lucario who was arriving.
Lucario: (surprised) CHILD, WHAT DID YOU DO?
PikÁchu (I took some pills that remove any curse and I started walking) Let's just say that…. "LOS CAMINOS DE LA VIDA" no son como yo pensaba, como los imaginaba, no son como yo creía. (and I ran away)
The effect of the grenade passed and the girls saw again.
Delphox: What happened ?.
PikÁchu: They only went blind and I regained my size and lost the witchcraft you gave me.
Stella: (surprised) What? How?!
PikÁchu: Pus reasons (I looked at my watch) Damn mother it's already 6:30 am I won't be able to enter.
Lucario: I hope you have learned something.
PikÁchu: (with an arrogant smile) That they are idiots ... I will return to Mexico anyway.
Delphox (wave out) But your school and rehabilitation so you stop fighting.
Stella: If I'm not done with you.
PikÁchu: The truth is that I didn't even study here, I was just doing a favor (hit the wall so that a hole could be made and he could get out).
Opening of sonic x to give emotion to the matter
Delphox: Don't worry, we'll catch you at the airport.
PikÁchu: Pus aver if they catch me. -Funces with so many weapons will not let me get on the plane I will walk away-
I returned to Mexico and continued with my normal life.
2 years later Braixen told me that his aunt and his friends had arrived in the country and it was those 3 and confirmed it with a photo. I returned to my canton.
PikÁchu: (very fat) Damn I got caught! IT'S WELL MADRES! THEY ARE HERE! THE CHINGADA TAKES ME! PUTA MADREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AH FUCK! (calming me down more) well they are in my city so I have the advantage, well the game will start.
Wait for these 3 in future stories
Here is another story that is based on the following
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18804927/
But it has a different ending and also a different beginning
Enjoy the story a lot
Characters
Delphox
Stella (the zoroark shinny)
Lucario (he is not my uncle since he is Luk)
And I PikÁchu KAWAii
Place USA
Warning: Mexican humor and idioms that you may not understand ask in the comments.
I was 15 years old when this happened. He had already been proclaimed by the world as the King of fights since he could start many fights for everything and for nothing. [The one who wins them all is the god of fights] So to celebrate I went to the USA since Comic-Con was coming and I wanted to go. But before it started [I already had the ticket since I bought it online] I decided to get a little more wool to buy things [and I don't think they will accept Mexican pesos there] only that they didn't accept people under 18 so I had to do favors for money for 2 weeks. Already the day of Comic-Con that started at 3 and I wanted to arrive at 3:30 so I decided to do one last favor in a school. When the director paid me and I was leaving, a student wanted to screw me.
Wey weird and mysterious: Hey yellow! Do you know why nobody loves you?!.
PikÁchu: (in a bored voice) Why ?.
Wey weird and mysterious: By short!
PikÁchu: (stupid) Did your little mom shoot you? Or are you deformed from birth?
Wey weird and mysterious: (enputado) Hey, who do you think?
PikÁchu: I'm just a Mexican who comes to the Comic-Con in the United States.
Wey weird and mysterious: You know what? Be on guard.
PikÁchu: Oral POS since Comic-Con begins later.
We hold onto each other, which caused the brat to be put in detention and me in something similar.
Director: Look boy, I know you don't study here but you need these gentlemen.
PikÁchu: I hope it will be fast since Comic-Con is just beginning
Director: Take it easy, I don't think it will take long to finish, but yes, I will leave you a lot of thanks, friend.
PikÁchu: Camera direc I will see it someday.
2 hours later.
PikÁchu: (desperate) Caraja madre, it's already 5 o'clock and I'm going to run out of entry time and I have no money to buy another one, Chingao.
Moments later I see a Delphox shinny approach me, a shinny zoroark and a shinny Lucario [I had to make them shinny so that it was not a plagiarism, just see it as an adaptation of the story but something different] with the face of that wey we are looking for .
Delphox: Excuse me, are you the pikachu who fought at school?
PikÁchu: (scared) Who asks? You're not that wey's mom, are you?
Stella: Don't worry, we only came because the director spoke to us.
Lucario: We came to find out why you fought.
PikÁchu: Well, because he told me dwarf (here I begin to doubt if I am going to Comic-Con or already).
Stella: (smiling in a suspicious way) You shouldn't play along.
PikÁchu: I only told him misshapen.
Delphox: Do your parents know that you are going to be late?
PikÁchu: What we go to do let's do it quickly please.
Delphox touched my head with its branch and I started to shine a little
PikÁchu: Don't suck what a fart.
Delphox: Don't worry, you won't get hurt.
PikÁchu: (scared) DON'T MAMM ANIMAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOAT?!.
Lucario: No bad words please.
PikÁchu: (between scared and angry) FUCK YOUR MOTHER !.
Stella: (looking at Delphox) Can I start now?
Delphox: Sure.
PikÁchu: I am afraid.
Lucario: Don't worry, you'll be fine.
PikÁchu: (only my terror and anger rose more) DON'T SUCK ME MAMES, THAT DOESN'T CALM ME, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP, TURN OUT THE SUCCESSFUL PUNCH STEREO AND PUT A CUCUMBER IN YOUR ASS !.
Delphox: (stops Stella) Wait just a second (moves his branch and throws me a stop light that came into me) Done.
PikÁchu: (disturbed) I have a feeling this is not a good thing (I start to tremble).
Delphox (trying to calm me down) Calm down, only if you say a bad word or react negatively will you shrink an inch.
PikÁchu (Knowing that it was already worth mothers) Verga (and I shrugged an inch).
Stella: I recommend you stay still and quiet (laughs a little).
PikÁchu: I'm sure I won't go to Comic-Con anymore.
Stella: Let's get started (jumps and falls right in front of me).
PikÁchu: (the following is a mouse screech) iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Stella: (with an arrogant smile) Scared?
PikÁchu: (I grabbed the webos I started shooting and pushed her) Perate pus, what are you bringing?
Lucario: Remember that if you fight you will shrink.
PikÁchu: (enputado) I KNOW YOU SUCKFUL! I ALREADY KNOW IT!.
Stella: Well you don't seem to mind
PikÁchu: (and now I shrunk 2 inches) Go for it.
Stella: That there are no more bad words?
PikÁchu: (already screwed up) COULD YOU SHUT UP? PUTA MADRE (one inch less) (surprised) Chucha.
Delphox: I guess this will take, how sad.
Lucario: I'm going for something to eat.
Stella: Let's continue (he jumped and fell with one foot on my belly) Are you sure you don't want to fight anymore (laugh a little).
PikÁchu (lying on the floor on his back with one foot on his belly and of course, pissed off) Daughter of the… DO YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY GRASIOUS?!.
Stella: Well since you don't move I will have a little fun.
PikÁchu: (I took a draft that was on the floor) DON'T DO IT.
Stella: (challenging me) Really? throw it at me if you're not afraid.
PikÁchu: HAVE (the eraser hit him in the eye).
Stella: (from the hit) Ouch! My eye.
PikÁchu: (grateful to the one above) It was already (I ran to the door but I couldn't find it) CHUCHA! (and I cringed).
Delphox: (mocking) Better not run away anymore.
PikÁchu: (already screwed up) FUCK! (and again I cringed) It was already worth vegetables from the Aztec gods.
When I turned Stella fell on me and just laughed while playing with me.
Stella: Ahh how boring have you lost your desire to fight? (reference to Dragon Ball Z.
PikÁchu: (Well pissed off) YOU ARE A BIG STUPID! DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME! (Sometimes when I get stressed a force comes out of nowhere and I used it to get Stella off me by throwing her to the wall and then I cringed).
Stella: (surprised) But what the hell?!.
PikÁchu: (I start to laugh) Don't invent I didn't think something like this would happen, now I did raffle it (I'm still laughing).
Stella: (somewhat annoyed) Hey, don't laugh.
PikÁchu: You laughed at me, now to see what it feels like to eat the soup with the spoon of another man.
Delphox: (straight out) that doesn't even say like that.
PikÁchu: I don't care.
Stella: This will be interesting.
PikÁchu (taking a mowing grenade out of my bag) Surprise moder foker.
Totally, the bomb exploded and I seize everyone except me and Lucario who was arriving.
Lucario: (surprised) CHILD, WHAT DID YOU DO?
PikÁchu (I took some pills that remove any curse and I started walking) Let's just say that…. "LOS CAMINOS DE LA VIDA" no son como yo pensaba, como los imaginaba, no son como yo creía. (and I ran away)
The effect of the grenade passed and the girls saw again.
Delphox: What happened ?.
PikÁchu: They only went blind and I regained my size and lost the witchcraft you gave me.
Stella: (surprised) What? How?!
PikÁchu: Pus reasons (I looked at my watch) Damn mother it's already 6:30 am I won't be able to enter.
Lucario: I hope you have learned something.
PikÁchu: (with an arrogant smile) That they are idiots ... I will return to Mexico anyway.
Delphox (wave out) But your school and rehabilitation so you stop fighting.
Stella: If I'm not done with you.
PikÁchu: The truth is that I didn't even study here, I was just doing a favor (hit the wall so that a hole could be made and he could get out).
Opening of sonic x to give emotion to the matter
Delphox: Don't worry, we'll catch you at the airport.
PikÁchu: Pus aver if they catch me. -Funces with so many weapons will not let me get on the plane I will walk away-
I returned to Mexico and continued with my normal life.
2 years later Braixen told me that his aunt and his friends had arrived in the country and it was those 3 and confirmed it with a photo. I returned to my canton.
PikÁchu: (very fat) Damn I got caught! IT'S WELL MADRES! THEY ARE HERE! THE CHINGADA TAKES ME! PUTA MADREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AH FUCK! (calming me down more) well they are in my city so I have the advantage, well the game will start.
Wait for these 3 in future stories
Category Story / All
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