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Indeed, one month later, the pigs launched a new offensive on the birds.
Once again, battle raged on the island.
And once again, the bird champion and the pig king fought over the battle, two titans locked in a colossal duel of growing might...
And all birds and pigs couldn't help but wonder how gargantuan their behemoths would get this time.
Turned out, not very much.
You see, very soon in the duel, as the two enemies barely rose over the mountain, Leonard snarled one more oath that the pigs would eventually get some eggs and their revenge.
"Hey, speaking of eggs, I'm realizing, you got the occasion to touch ours, but we never got a chance to touch yours," replied Red.
Leonard stared at Red.
"What are you-"
He got cut by Red kicking him in the eggs.
HARD.
Overmuscled giant or not, Leonard's squeal could not be not comically high-pitched.
The pain was so intense and devastating that not only Leonard collapsed on the ground, but he couldn't channel the amulet anymore and began shrinking back to normal.
"Meh, not high quality," smirked Red as he grabbed the now smaller than him pig king and threw him on his fleet.
Thankfully for the green gluttons, he had shrunk enough to not sink the boats, just awkwardly lie on top of them, clutching his poor family jewels and moaning.
Demoralized, the pigs didn't insist and backed off to the boats.
"That's 2-1 for me, porker!" taunted Red as the boats got away. "When you'll wanna try a new round? In a month again? I think you'll need at least that to recover!"
"Fuck... you... featherbrain..." wheezed Leonard.
And as the boats disappeared in the horizon, Red took some poses in his humongous and growing glory, in celebration of the victory (and for more taunting), under the cheers of his brethren.

Art by  caseyljones
Original here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37044075/
Red and Leonard © Rovio