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Nick -
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Coach -
nikasharkeh
Transcript:
Vincent: Well, Nik, I made it- despite your directions.
Nik: Ah. Vincent Nicholas. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Vincent: Yeah.
Nik: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Nikita.
Singers: Ah- Nikita with his crazy explanations Vincent gonna need his 747 When he hears Nik's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Vincent: Nik!
Nik: Vin, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Vincent: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Nik?
Nik: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.
Nik: Whew. Nicholas, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering cheeseburgers.
Vincent: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Nik: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call cheeseburgers.
Vincent: You call cheeseburgers steamed hams?
Nik: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Vincent: Uh-huh. Uh, where you live?
Nik: Moscow?
Vincent: Really. Well, I'm from Surabaya, and I've never heard anyone say "steamed hams."
Nik: Oh, it's Moscow expression.
Vincent: I see. You know, these cheeseburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger Tank.
Nik: Oh, no. Patented Akulov burgers. Old Russian recipe.
Vincent: For steamed hams.
Nik: Yes.
Vincent: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Nik: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
Vincent: Of course.
Nik: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Vincent: Yep, time to move. Thanks, Nik that was- OMG!! What happening in there?!
Nik: Don't worry Vincent, it just Jakarta.
Vincent: What, Jakarta? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Nik: Yes.
Vincent: Can I see it?
Nik: Uh, uh!
Nika: Nik! The building is on fire!
Nik: Nah Nika, it's just Jakarta.
Vincent: Well, Nikita, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Nika: Help! Help!
Nik: OH LORD NO!
Nick -
werewolfvincentCoach -
nikasharkehTranscript:
Vincent: Well, Nik, I made it- despite your directions.
Nik: Ah. Vincent Nicholas. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Vincent: Yeah.
Nik: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Nikita.
Singers: Ah- Nikita with his crazy explanations Vincent gonna need his 747 When he hears Nik's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Vincent: Nik!
Nik: Vin, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Vincent: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Nik?
Nik: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.
Nik: Whew. Nicholas, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering cheeseburgers.
Vincent: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Nik: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call cheeseburgers.
Vincent: You call cheeseburgers steamed hams?
Nik: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Vincent: Uh-huh. Uh, where you live?
Nik: Moscow?
Vincent: Really. Well, I'm from Surabaya, and I've never heard anyone say "steamed hams."
Nik: Oh, it's Moscow expression.
Vincent: I see. You know, these cheeseburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Burger Tank.
Nik: Oh, no. Patented Akulov burgers. Old Russian recipe.
Vincent: For steamed hams.
Nik: Yes.
Vincent: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Nik: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
Vincent: Of course.
Nik: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Vincent: Yep, time to move. Thanks, Nik that was- OMG!! What happening in there?!
Nik: Don't worry Vincent, it just Jakarta.
Vincent: What, Jakarta? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Nik: Yes.
Vincent: Can I see it?
Nik: Uh, uh!
Nika: Nik! The building is on fire!
Nik: Nah Nika, it's just Jakarta.
Vincent: Well, Nikita, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Nika: Help! Help!
Nik: OH LORD NO!
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