Open Scene:

[ Alexander steps into living room with Miranda; having a box of tissues and popcorn in her lap. ]

Alexander: "What are you watching?"
Miranda: "Twilight... The Vampires here have glittery skin!"

[ Alexander takes a look at the TV. ]
Alexander: "... ... ... ..."

[ Eye brow twitch. ]
Alexander: "VAMPIRE'S DO NOT SPARKLE!!! AHHHHH!!!"
[ Falls to knees defeated. ]


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