[spoken]
Ever since I was a young girl
There's been a message drilled into my head
"You need to behave, make your vices a slave
Or you'll wind up in HELL once you're dead!"
But who's to say Hell's such a bad place?
It's for people who let passions run free
And those who inhabit have no inhibitions
That's the kind of people for meeeeee~

[music starts]

It's good to be baaaaad~
It's good to sin and revel
If good's up for debate, I'll gladly advocate
For that poor Devil
It's good to be bad
Old Scratch is very gracious
If there's an urge to slake, no need to pump the brake
Just be salacious!

It's good to be a cad
It's fun to be so fiendish
Don't try to be so pure, so precious and demure
And don't be squeamish
It's good to go mad
It's quite illuminating
'Cause when you realize, that morals are all lies
It's liberating!

They promise if you're good that you'll be Heaven-bound
But why would someone want to end up there
It's just a bunch of priests, preachers, monks, and nuns
I can't imagine such a group of squares
I'd hate a modest Easter brunch that's packed with saints
I'd rather have a Bacchanal with sinners
I'd leave every night filled up to the brim
And I'm not just talking 'bout the dinners!

It's good to have some lust
No need to be a prude
You'll get some confidence, no need to stay so tense
So just act crude
It's good to lack restraint
It's great to be a glutton
So if you want to glut, pack more right in that gut
And pop some buttons

It's right to do some wrong
It's wrong to be so righteous
It's really not a flaw, to want to break the law
Don't try and fight it
It's good to be ambitious
And never satisfied
Contentment I abhor, for if I say "no more"
It means I haven't tried!

And when I stomp on through those fiery gates
My sight will make Lucifer swoon!
He'll tell me "I knew someday you'd be by my side,
But not so beautiful or so soon!"
So if you look at me and tell me "go to hell"
I'll tell you that I'm gladly on my way
No one on Earth or Heaven dares to slow me down
I can hardly wait for this infernal day!
This daaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

[KEY CHANGE: D minor -> F minor]

It's worth it being wicked
It's valid being vile
To be a reprobate, to loot and desecrate
It makes me smile
Don't bother being normal
Don't idolize the meek
If you're not happy in your underwhelming skin
Than make some tweaks!

[KEY CHANGE: F minor -> G minor]

It's worth it for this power!
It's great to be this grand!
I'll gladly pay the price, to end up at this size
And always in command!
You all would LOVE to be a god
And rule for all eternity!
But your work here is done, there's only room for one!
And that, one, will, be,
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Now I know what you're thinking. "Akbar, why the fuck are you writing ripoff Disney villain music?"

This is based on that twitter growth drive by  AmericanAnomaly, where they joked about their character bursting out into a villainous transformation song, a la "The Real Ludmilla" in Bartok the Magnificent. So, I took it upon myself to write one. So imagine it's being sung by a werewolf girl with delusions of grandeur as she transforms into a big, fat buxom demon queen.