"Listen... When you're my size weight is just a number. Nice to see go up, but not much else. Ramping up your BMI to the point you can't be calculated anymore is a much better judgement of fatness!"

Snapshot of the first meeting between Alistar the Dragon/Behemoth hybrid and Ryan the Obese Gainer Gengar. Poor Ryan may have meet people taller than him before but never heavier than him, so he's kinda freaked out by Alistar's sheer size. Trust me though, get them in a buffet together and they'll be best friends forever. Especially with the fact they're both bottomless pits that love getting bigger.

In case the background makes it hard to read
A: Wicked BMI! Think you can help me ramp mine up?
R: *UURP!* Heh... Um... Sure thing... Big guy...