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Ladies and gentlemen, this here piece of... whatever the hell you deem it as serves as the opening act for this announcement...
... for the next 30 days, I am challenging myself to produce at least one piece of art and submit it to this website every day. So, 30 days, thirty pieces of artwork, no matter how satisfied I am with the piece, no matter how much free time I have, and no matter how uninspired I feel.
Why? Because, as mentioned above, I have been horrifyingly unproductive of late, and because every time I go back to my tablet, I remember just how much damned practice I need to get in on the thing. So, I more or less need to kick myself in the ass and get moving. You're all my witnesses... you're all my judges. I screw up, I miss a day, you have my permission to rain down holy hell on me.
This may, God willing, serve to jump start and keep forever burning the artistic flame in me that is always flickering on and off... or it may just serve to fill my gallery with a bunch of disgraceful crap. We'll see. :P
... for the next 30 days, I am challenging myself to produce at least one piece of art and submit it to this website every day. So, 30 days, thirty pieces of artwork, no matter how satisfied I am with the piece, no matter how much free time I have, and no matter how uninspired I feel.
Why? Because, as mentioned above, I have been horrifyingly unproductive of late, and because every time I go back to my tablet, I remember just how much damned practice I need to get in on the thing. So, I more or less need to kick myself in the ass and get moving. You're all my witnesses... you're all my judges. I screw up, I miss a day, you have my permission to rain down holy hell on me.
This may, God willing, serve to jump start and keep forever burning the artistic flame in me that is always flickering on and off... or it may just serve to fill my gallery with a bunch of disgraceful crap. We'll see. :P
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Oh, YAY, I am so honoured... and such a proud poppa and... whoo... head getting dizzy... losing a lot of blood, son, go call and ambulance, would ya? Giving birth to you seems to have... mortally... wounded me.
Hey... I know... it's... funni...er... for you... to... call... the... pizza... guy... instead... but... really... dying... he...URK!
Hey... I know... it's... funni...er... for you... to... call... the... pizza... guy... instead... but... really... dying... he...URK!
S-sesame street??!! I'm trying to be more productive, too. I've learned that in creative dryspells, you have to force something out on paper even if you hate it. Also, try looking at artists you like, listen to music you find inspiring, and try to establish a time of day for drawing/writing.
Dare I say, you look a little like Cloud in the last two panels.
Dare I say, you look a little like Cloud in the last two panels.
Yeah, my hair is starting to get a little bit bushy... time for a summer cut, it seems, despite how much ass looking like a classic RPG icon would get me. (i.e. NONE) xD
Thanks for the suggestions, man. *hug* I hope this little experiment doesn't make me end up hating drawing via forcing myself to do it, but if I want a career doing cartoons, then I'd sure as hell better buckle down and prove to myself that I can do it. :)
Thanks for the suggestions, man. *hug* I hope this little experiment doesn't make me end up hating drawing via forcing myself to do it, but if I want a career doing cartoons, then I'd sure as hell better buckle down and prove to myself that I can do it. :)
Take several asses (through force and non-consensual surgery, if you must), knead them together firmly, sprinkle them with some doughnut powder, wet them just lightly, then put them in the oven for about 30 to 40 minutes, allowing another ten minutes to cool.
And Voila! One lump of ass... delicious, cherry filled, yet horribly, horribly bad for your health.
Might also do some harm to your social standing if you get caught eating it. :P
And Voila! One lump of ass... delicious, cherry filled, yet horribly, horribly bad for your health.
Might also do some harm to your social standing if you get caught eating it. :P
Dude, this was only meant to be viewed AFTER taking two or three sobering morning coffees.
... or after taking ecstasy or hallucinogenics. Didn't you see the warning label?
If you can't see it, take one right now, and stare blankly at the screen. It should melt into existence.
... or after taking ecstasy or hallucinogenics. Didn't you see the warning label?
If you can't see it, take one right now, and stare blankly at the screen. It should melt into existence.
Fool, that won't get rid of me! I'll just be back for another sequel! And another... and then a couple of crossovers featuring some delicious meaty human teenagers and some vagina-faced aliens. :P
Thanks and thanks and thanks. Yes, you get the triple thanks, just because you, sir, have a tendency to be that awesomesauce. I'll try, TRY desperately not to disappoint. ;)
Thanks and thanks and thanks. Yes, you get the triple thanks, just because you, sir, have a tendency to be that awesomesauce. I'll try, TRY desperately not to disappoint. ;)
Just keep being yourself and that is all you need to do in my books
Heh, vagina-faced aliens. Have to wonder why so many people draw slash type pics of them being all like "sexytiems" when they are just not attractive creatures. And strangely it seems to be female artists drawing them as well. Very bizarre, although having said that women can be very strange - almost alien - creatures themselves at times.
Perhaps it's a species thing...
Heh, vagina-faced aliens. Have to wonder why so many people draw slash type pics of them being all like "sexytiems" when they are just not attractive creatures. And strangely it seems to be female artists drawing them as well. Very bizarre, although having said that women can be very strange - almost alien - creatures themselves at times.
Perhaps it's a species thing...
Well... I dunno. I can't deny that those aren't exactly faces that you'd want to take home to meet your parents (due either to the appearance, or the simple fact that you don't want your folks to get a spear through the chest... at least not until they finish paying off your student loans.) but hey, if you you can just get them to keep their helmets on and agree only to unmask for oral sex (without offending them to the point where they leave you hanging upside down, skinned, in the public bathroom) then you might have a good time. :)
And who knows, maybe just the subliminal image of having a vag right on the face instills some kind of subconscious familiarity and comfort within the female "species" toward these aliens, and as such they can reap the benefits of having trusting facial features, fully functional penises, and easy poontang.
If so inclined. :P
And who knows, maybe just the subliminal image of having a vag right on the face instills some kind of subconscious familiarity and comfort within the female "species" toward these aliens, and as such they can reap the benefits of having trusting facial features, fully functional penises, and easy poontang.
If so inclined. :P
Hmm, should I be concerned that you have obviously put a lot of thought into this rather considered response about va-jay-jay faced aliens and the women who get all squishy in the pants region when they draw them? With their helmets on they do look kinda cool but yeah... really don't think I would be comfortable sticking any sensitive part of my anatomy anywhere near that gaping maw no matter how "friendly" one wanted to get, y'know?
Be like asking for a hot tongue-kiss from the Alien queen or something - Just. Not. Right.
You're funny
Be like asking for a hot tongue-kiss from the Alien queen or something - Just. Not. Right.
You're funny
A fave so powerful it, beats up other faves, takes their lunch money, and then has sex with their mothers?
Freakin' A.
Many thanks, mah good man. (Also, another intersitng thing I realized just this night... Bioxz, when pronounced correctly, also sounds a lot like "Beeotch".)
(That might be useful information for the future. xD)
Freakin' A.
Many thanks, mah good man. (Also, another intersitng thing I realized just this night... Bioxz, when pronounced correctly, also sounds a lot like "Beeotch".)
(That might be useful information for the future. xD)
Well, that's just peeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrfect. :3 Now I can go and market this thing out to serial killers out there who seek to make an extremely gruesome, yet somehow highly ironic death.
... quite surprisingly, that's an extremely lucrative, yet highly untapped market.
But hey, since I consider you a buddy, here's a suppository-sized, candy-coated stool softener (taken orally) that should clear you right up and have you up and at 'em, back in your delightfully demonous and demented form once again, and free to keep me entertained throughout this month. Take it with my compliments and thanks. ;)
... quite surprisingly, that's an extremely lucrative, yet highly untapped market.
But hey, since I consider you a buddy, here's a suppository-sized, candy-coated stool softener (taken orally) that should clear you right up and have you up and at 'em, back in your delightfully demonous and demented form once again, and free to keep me entertained throughout this month. Take it with my compliments and thanks. ;)
Yay now I can make all those bar stools at Cheers super soft so when those pricks who stole my bees sit to drink they fall flat on their asses, WITH MY MIND!!! *Chomps down on pill*
Now if only I could make it rain mayonnaise on unsuspecting civilians with my mind and not tying you up to a post on top of a building and playing enough Kimahri porn to choke a whale, hm...
Now if only I could make it rain mayonnaise on unsuspecting civilians with my mind and not tying you up to a post on top of a building and playing enough Kimahri porn to choke a whale, hm...
You don't need mental powers for that. That slob Norm eventually gets so plastered that he just falls of his stool all on his own. At that point, Sam cuts him off, Norm gets violently cantankerous, Sam punches him in the face and kicks him out of the bar, and THAT is when you show up in front of him with a trench coat and whisper promises of booze and such to him if he pays you... not only in Bees, but in crickets. :P
I also would prefer it if you did not seek out an alternative method on the second goal, either. :P And also, finding a bigger, longer, thicker, more throbbing pole to tie me to. xD
I also would prefer it if you did not seek out an alternative method on the second goal, either. :P And also, finding a bigger, longer, thicker, more throbbing pole to tie me to. xD
You're right, but sometimes Sam gets drunk off his ass (So much for AA) and then him and Norm start playing Salty Nipples (Which involves salt, a dead chicken, and about fifty gallons of mustard), I still couldn't believe Norm was so flexible, at one moment I thought there was five of him, one's erection bigger than the other.
Oh the Crickets, nature's aphrodisiac, you cover those bad boys in pencil sheddings and you've got yourself a never ending nipple erection :D
K! But I don't know how many more times I can bribe Kimahri with catfood, I think he's getting suspicious, and I'm trying to get the cat mayo out and unto the civilians on the street and not swirling on colons D:
Oh the Crickets, nature's aphrodisiac, you cover those bad boys in pencil sheddings and you've got yourself a never ending nipple erection :D
K! But I don't know how many more times I can bribe Kimahri with catfood, I think he's getting suspicious, and I'm trying to get the cat mayo out and unto the civilians on the street and not swirling on colons D:
Haha, cool. I actually covered one of those ideas before: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1442653/ though I don't mind the idea of Lulu on some kinda rampage... and preferably WITH her moogles. (Or maybe the moogles can be her victims...
Moogles on fire, running around, screaming...
... am I a bad person?? xP
Moogles on fire, running around, screaming...
... am I a bad person?? xP
Ah, yes, the most dangerous facehuggers of all, dressing up in circus makeup so as to fool all the young and young-at-heart to come closer... closer... CLOSER... xD
We are very much on the same page, there... although, sometimes, the reactions of your non-fur friends can be rather surprising. Most especially when you have a new convert on your hands.
... sometimes, that is. Most of the time, yeah, it's blocked contact lists and retraining orders. :P
We are very much on the same page, there... although, sometimes, the reactions of your non-fur friends can be rather surprising. Most especially when you have a new convert on your hands.
... sometimes, that is. Most of the time, yeah, it's blocked contact lists and retraining orders. :P
Speedpaintings... MAN, could I ever benefit from learning how to do that... unfortunately, just colouring something takes so damn much time for me... well, you'll note that this here comic is in black and white, and not just as an aesthetic choice, but rather a practical one. :P
Also, my apologies for lagging way behind with my commentaries regarding all your recent stuff. Expect of lovely flood of Bioxz-Opinions and (alleged) wit sometime soon. ;)
Also, my apologies for lagging way behind with my commentaries regarding all your recent stuff. Expect of lovely flood of Bioxz-Opinions and (alleged) wit sometime soon. ;)
Maybe you should give it a try. It will probably be kind of awkward at first, when you're used to relying on line-drawings for guidance. Just start out with something easy, like character portraits/ busts, or simple scenery.
And don't sweat it - I'm perpetually behind on messages, comments and such myself. :<
And don't sweat it - I'm perpetually behind on messages, comments and such myself. :<
I might... MIGHT just do that. xD Mind you, if I base it on my own life, I'm going to have to seriously exaggerate on some factoids to make it more interesting. Like, say...
"Hmmm... okay, I went for groceries today, and got accosted by a cranky old man. How can I spin that a little bit for webcomic viewing...?"
"I got it! Went shopping for groceries today, and got accosted by NINJA RACOONS!!!" :D
"Hmmm... okay, I went for groceries today, and got accosted by a cranky old man. How can I spin that a little bit for webcomic viewing...?"
"I got it! Went shopping for groceries today, and got accosted by NINJA RACOONS!!!" :D
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