Honovy might have gone mad...

I gave her a series of blurry pictures of a cat burglar that has recently reached England and seems to be terrorizing a totally random neighborhood.

I mean according to her this is the most faithful recreation of the cat burglar in question.

But this cannot be! In the pictures... yeah... they are blurry, but it's obviously some random human woman with an egyptian-cat-themed costume!

This is blatantly ridiculous!

Yet Honovy insists this is consistent with some experiments done in Russia during the '80s.

She says she cannot prove it as the labs were decommissioned not even 5 years into the project due to Gorbachev's meddling.

But... come on! That would make those octopi at least 40 years old. No octopus lives that long. They either mate and die or die because they could not mate.

Those two would be something like ... i dunno ... some fictional thing like Methuselah, in octopus years.

I wonder why she insisted the scar between the eyes was important... man, it's hard to speak with people when the only bridge language is a second language for both.

But seriously! Nobody could believe those pictures blurry of the cat burglar are 2 octopi on a rack.

True the police reports say something about being unable to find the burglar even when cornered... but i mean... that's the definition of a cat burglar, ain't it? Some person capable of eluding tight surveillance, possibly with grace?

And the police reports did mention the burglarized places "smelling fishy" but that's just some figure of speech!

Plus... the pictures might be blurry, but they clearly show the burglar having a red cape and some stereotypical egyptian decors... what is this thing she is showing us? This does not look egyptian at all.

ALAS! Asking money back is against my principles. I might still make use of this stuff... but... come on... this is too far fetched, nobody would believe such a thing exists!

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