*On a cold Tuesday night, the moon floats aimlessly in our darkened sky once more. Whilst in a discrete location, one of the mob bosses of the underground, Charmeleon, gazes at you with a job in mind. With a grin on his face and a tip of the hat, Charmeleon props his royal soles up for them to bask in the moonlight! His plump, meaty toes scrunch in your direction as he says in a demanding tone,* "Better get lickin, or you're in for a kickin! And ya better hurry up, I gots a poker game in a few hours down at the old cellar."

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I'm starting to like this Charmeleon guy. Also this is the first time I've ever had to actually build a scene from scratch instead of using other maps as a resource. Might do more of that in the future.