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A break time scrap.
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Category All / All
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Not for powerful Sith Lords who want to be able to get more quests by using a high Charisma to Force Persuade and Dominate Mind their way to the top. Why have to be smart when you can win the enemy to your side with words.
And a pair of crimson lightsabers, but that's just for backup >:3
~N~
And a pair of crimson lightsabers, but that's just for backup >:3
~N~
REN Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this button? (Stimpy reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the HISTORY ERASER button, you FOOL!
STIMPY So... what'll happen?
REN That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyyybeeee something bad?... Mayyyybeeee something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it! You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Stimpy salutes. Ren leaves.) REN Hehhhh... hehhhh... hehhhh... hehhhh...
(Stimpy marches back and forth, staring at the button.) ANNOUNCER Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to button) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him ever closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE... PUSH... of a SINGLE... BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY NO I CAN'T!!! EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)
(Alarms go off. Ren, Stimpy, and Announcer stand around table w/ button.) ANNOUNCER Tune in next week, as... (Flash, explosion as they all disappear.)
STIMPY So... what'll happen?
REN That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyyybeeee something bad?... Mayyyybeeee something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it! You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Stimpy salutes. Ren leaves.) REN Hehhhh... hehhhh... hehhhh... hehhhh...
(Stimpy marches back and forth, staring at the button.) ANNOUNCER Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to button) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him ever closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE... PUSH... of a SINGLE... BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY NO I CAN'T!!! EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)
(Alarms go off. Ren, Stimpy, and Announcer stand around table w/ button.) ANNOUNCER Tune in next week, as... (Flash, explosion as they all disappear.)
Hey, that's my dump stat, too! Hurray for absent-mindedness! Yayyyyyyy!
Of course, if that button unleashes some sort of wisdom-draining attack, then she miiiight be in trouble. Nothing like having a whopping "3" in an attribute and because of it, going down from a single well-placed spell.
Of course, if that button unleashes some sort of wisdom-draining attack, then she miiiight be in trouble. Nothing like having a whopping "3" in an attribute and because of it, going down from a single well-placed spell.
"As she pushes the button, a table and chair slide out of the wall with a fancy 3 course meal on it, think that button don't lie she sits down to eat, after she finishes the meal a ghoulish waiter appears and present her with her bill, as she read it she gasps as she see the total, 300 gold oh the horror what a cruel trap indeed."
reminds me of a game i sat in one once where my friend, after hearing people coming down the hall way twords him (it was his party but he didn't know that), drank the entire contents of a potions cabinet in a misguided attempt to "keep them out of the wrong hands"
long story short after 20+ rolls on the random effects chart He was declared to be a transsexual lagomorphic half-gnome with a random nervous tic and plaid skin.
long story short after 20+ rolls on the random effects chart He was declared to be a transsexual lagomorphic half-gnome with a random nervous tic and plaid skin.
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