My parents' psychotic chihuahua. Named Jaska. I call him Jaskapaska (Paska = Finnish, means "shit"). He used to have this stuffed toy pig which he regularly made love to. That pig was his concubine. It also had a voice box inside of it, going "oink, oink" every time you poked it. It went "oink oink" pretty much all the time. Until mom tossed the pig toy due to all the dried, nasty dog... emission on it.