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Zhu: *blinks* "Monk?" *blinks again before bursting out in laughter* "Oh gods no I'm no Monk, I spread my legs FAR too much to be one of those. I did get myself some training in some Martial Arts though. My main school is Drunken Boxing but I did learn a bit of the White Crane and how to properly use a Jian. A gal's gotta know how to defend herself you know, especially when being a hooker that refused to take a Pimp."
Celeste: *giggles* "I don't mean a cleric, dear. They cast spells. MY magic comes from the fact that one of my ancestors had sex with an angel." *rolls her eyes* "I mean I'm also a martial-artist like you. Only I learned how to harness the power of a Stand- a psycho-spiritual manifestation of fighting-spirit. I might be over-explaining, but you and I are both... well, ill-suited for life in a monastery. In my home-town of Sharn, in fact, they call me 'The Whore-Queen Of Skyway...' as if it's supposed to be an insult." *giggles more* "If ya got it, flaunt it... right, Zhu-darling?" *winks*
Zhu: *laughs* "oh I know the difference between a Cleric and a Monk honey, there was a small monastery of Monks around where I grew up in China. But simply knowing Martial Arts doesn't make me a Monk, there's usually still a spiritual thing to it and I'm too much of a slave to my carnal needs *giggles*. You're talking like shooting Hadouken's from your hands? Like...oh what was that show that one nerd in school was obsessed with, he always watched it while I'd throat him...something about playing with a Dragon's testicles or something. HELL YEAH flaunt it if you got it, pop those hips and shake them tits." *laughs* "You know I don't know if anyone gave me any titles like that, though there was this one cheerleader, she didn't like me much, the teams always did better when I watched the game for some reason, I think it was cause I was usually waiting for them in the showers if they won. She seemed to take that personal."
Celeste: "Dragon Ball, sweetie... it's called Dragon Ball. I've actually BEEN to the Seventh Universe... never go anywhere without a bag of Senzu Beans!" *giggles* "Damn, girl, you really DO get around! And I thought *I* had a libido like a horny jackrabbit." *hip-checks Zhu gently* "I knew we were gonna get along like gangbusters... in AND out of the bedroom! Friendship With Benefits Is Magic, as my wizard-friend would say."
Zhu: *giggles at the hip bump* "What?" *feigning innocence* "It's not like I took them on solo, often one of the female faculty members was there too, a doe with HUGE tits, Miss Eggnog if I remember right. I sure learned a lot from that lady, best Sex Ed Teacher EVER." *giggles and laughs*
Celeste: *laughs* "I can well imagine... Miss Eggnog sounds like my kind of woman. Then again, you're DEFINITELY my kind of woman." *gives Zhu the "bedroom eyes"* "Of course, I have to tell my wife about my new friend... don't worry, Alina and I have an understanding. Her tribe were fairly promiscuous themselves. Did I mention my wife is a centaur?" *giggles* "You should see some of my OTHER girlfriends."
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