Now here's what I'm wondering... could this be the start to an actual second wind for her? Or is she just delusional that she can work off all of the calories she's binged on now that she's stopped dieting?

Right now it could be either one of them, and little things like that keep me coming back every week! Well, that, and she just looks better round... I can't believe she was as small as she was when this series got started!

Also, I don't know who should I feel for, Wednesday, or the poor treadmill. Both of them are taking quite the beating.

There's no way that this exercise thing is going anywhere expect downhill.

"We're sorry to hear about how your new ScandiTrail treadmill broke. Since it's still covered under warranty, we can either replace it or give you a full rebate."
"I'll take the rebate. Can I get that in the form of restaurant gift cards?"

Holy crap, Wednesday! Maybe cool down on the stress before you get on another treadmill; no way you’re heavy enough to cause that kind of damage just from running on it.