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N: Sooo, what are we looking for again?
E: Well I call them the Fleys, their kinda like a deer thing, but more skull.
N: Why the fuck would you call them something so creepy?
E: Hmm, their kinda creepy not going to lie, and they flay their prey with their horns and teeth.
So I thought it fit when I was a child.
D: What kind of hellhole did you grow up in?
E: Here in this hellhole town.
D: Ohhhh, that make sense.
W: Does it really? If their really is some dangerous animal out in the woods
maybe we should be maned with more than a flashlight and camera.
E: We don't want to scare them.
W: There's more than one?
E: Well yeah, their is four that I found. Three in a little herd, and one super
angry lonely one.
N: Look Darcy he found your clone. Hhahahh.
D: Yeah and their gonna find your body, hhhh.
N: Hmmm I can't take a joke cause im lonely and crotchety.
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D: Now how long are we going to go at this, its been an hour.
N: Yeah its kinda fucking spooky out here, in the middle of the woods.
W: Yeah maybe we should go back to your house, and not
hunt for demons in the woods.
E: We already this far no complaining, and its not a demon. Its a
smelly freaky deer thing, maybe. Or as I hypothesise it takes the skins
of animals it finds and we-
D: Whats that?
N: Whats what?
D: How do I wear glasses and see better than you.
N: Cause you pay to see and the paid subscriptions always better
than the free version.
W: It looks like a cave, lots of things live in caves that
arnt goo for the health.
E: Prefect! caves are a prefect secluded place for a solitary animal.
W: Do you not hear yourself.
E: Lets get closer, just follow slowly behind me.
D: Did you hear that?
N: Fuck you can see and hear, do you pay for that to?
D: No I just shut up enough to here more than myself.
E: Shut up you two.
....
D: HOLY FUCK ITS REAL?!
E: I TOLD YOU! HOLD YOUR LIGHT STEAD NESSA!
N: EHHHH FUCCCCKKKKK
W: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!
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y cat is a big old dick, she made out with
the power strip while it was pulled in, whole small cat jaw around the end of it. LIke wHY, you have toys? Stop. Just Don't.
I put a cat harness on her and she manged to get it off and lose it in 2 mintures, no Idea where it is.