
What's the one thing you should probably fuck with less than a Tiger?
A Tiger in an intergalactic motherfucking Power Suit, that's what, bitches.
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Siberia_Tigra
A Tiger in an intergalactic motherfucking Power Suit, that's what, bitches.


Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Tiger
Size 799 x 855px
File Size 244.6 kB
thank you o.o
HEy waaaaaaaaaaaaaita seconde!
We are speaking of an alien spider here, right? like... an alien life form??
DUUUUUDEEEEEE!!
*equine curiosity overrides and zips out and then in with his jungle adventurer outfit and hunting, monitoring and sampling equipment... and a green hat*
HEy waaaaaaaaaaaaaita seconde!
We are speaking of an alien spider here, right? like... an alien life form??
DUUUUUDEEEEEE!!
*equine curiosity overrides and zips out and then in with his jungle adventurer outfit and hunting, monitoring and sampling equipment... and a green hat*
Does it end with him taking off his face to reveal to all gamers that he was in fact a she with a bloody, muscle coated skull for a face? And then ending up running around in a bikini in the next playthrough?
... Now I have the image of Sybe running around in a bikini and a glock lodged in my head, that ass, that ass, that ass, DAMN YOU STUPID SEXY SYBERS every got damn time I try to ski I got you playing the assophone while being in a scantly clad two piece!
Now on to a serious note, this is definitely a cool piece, dude! It's got a nice sense of action going on, plus you did a great job on the outcome being lineless, since I see a lot of people have been trying that out lately, you did it awesomely!
... Now I have the image of Sybe running around in a bikini and a glock lodged in my head, that ass, that ass, that ass, DAMN YOU STUPID SEXY SYBERS every got damn time I try to ski I got you playing the assophone while being in a scantly clad two piece!
Now on to a serious note, this is definitely a cool piece, dude! It's got a nice sense of action going on, plus you did a great job on the outcome being lineless, since I see a lot of people have been trying that out lately, you did it awesomely!
Sorry, no, no dramatic reveals at the end of THIS game. Instead, you'll be treated to an expansive ending seminar, about the importance of staying true to oneself, not giving into the pressures of conformity, then slyyyyyyyyyly asking if you really, REALLY feel like you're living your life to the fullest extent, and suggesting you take a look at their little book about spirituality and finding yourself. Just when you start walking out the door, they're complain that, hey, they did give you this fun game to play with and all, so the least you could do is listen to their seminar the whole way though, but you dismiss them anyways.
THEN a giant brain in a jar bursts out from the floor in the middle of the room, screaming "WRONG ANSWER, ASSHOLE!!" and starts shooting you with eye beams. You keep throwing folding chairs at it until it breaks and explodes, and then escape the building before it self-destructs. Alas, the kickback from the explosions knocks you down and takes away the abilities you've accumulated over the course of the last 20 years, such as breathing, peeing, and salami-making, all of which you'll have to learn all over again when next you do battle with evil.
And, yes, indeedy, thank you kindly! The colouring on this is actually, I find, I little easier without the lineart, since you're no longer constrained by their vile, dictator like demands for strict, uniform conformity. Plus, you can easily fix stuff up with the blur tool, man.
The most overused Photosop tool since the lens flare.
THEN a giant brain in a jar bursts out from the floor in the middle of the room, screaming "WRONG ANSWER, ASSHOLE!!" and starts shooting you with eye beams. You keep throwing folding chairs at it until it breaks and explodes, and then escape the building before it self-destructs. Alas, the kickback from the explosions knocks you down and takes away the abilities you've accumulated over the course of the last 20 years, such as breathing, peeing, and salami-making, all of which you'll have to learn all over again when next you do battle with evil.
And, yes, indeedy, thank you kindly! The colouring on this is actually, I find, I little easier without the lineart, since you're no longer constrained by their vile, dictator like demands for strict, uniform conformity. Plus, you can easily fix stuff up with the blur tool, man.
The most overused Photosop tool since the lens flare.
NO! NO NO NO! Not again! That happened when I played God of Utah, I thought I was going to play as some bad ass swinging chained Mormons, but nooo I got lectured about the environment and how to use Al Gore's tears as a personal lubricant (Pfft, I already know that, he's been locked in my closet for the last week, he masturbates a LOT!), and the end was a disappointing epileptic flash of the queen of England flashing her tits (She may be old, but DAMN are her tits long!) to a cover of "I Will Survive" sung by Justin Bieber sitting on a fruit juicer (One of the electric ones).
Then I was hunted down by SCEA for using parenthesis too much (I never really noticed that I use them a lot (I mean, I guess I kind of do to a point (but really, sometimes you just need to use them when needed (I don't know (I'm an asshole))))) and for stealing their van down by the river, all I wanted to do was play a video game, and now I'm marked as a car thief and treasonist... Treasoner... Someone who did treason, shit I don't even know what the proper term is and I'm it :'(
Haha, when I use to paint I'd always use the blur tool since I hated how jaggedy my paint always looked, but still I think you did quite well :), doing what you find to be easier is a good thing, since that means you can have a lot more fun with your work.
Then I was hunted down by SCEA for using parenthesis too much (I never really noticed that I use them a lot (I mean, I guess I kind of do to a point (but really, sometimes you just need to use them when needed (I don't know (I'm an asshole))))) and for stealing their van down by the river, all I wanted to do was play a video game, and now I'm marked as a car thief and treasonist... Treasoner... Someone who did treason, shit I don't even know what the proper term is and I'm it :'(
Haha, when I use to paint I'd always use the blur tool since I hated how jaggedy my paint always looked, but still I think you did quite well :), doing what you find to be easier is a good thing, since that means you can have a lot more fun with your work.
*spies the spider... thinks quickly, and jumps on the spider's back to learn the spiders attacks. Jumps off and runs off to terrorize people with spider attacks of doom.* This picture is great. Have to be honest though... never played metroid. Oh... is the tiger yelling for the spider to die? Or is he screaming in fear?
Probably started off as the first option, then mid-scream, it became the second one. :P
And hey, be careful, man. That terrorizing thing is only going to fly until you run into a buffed out martial artist and his austere, Ye Olde Englishe swordsman, and they kick the crap out of you until you agree to knock that shit off and help them dive headfirst into a raging river. Ooooh, you'll be sorry then. :3
And hey, be careful, man. That terrorizing thing is only going to fly until you run into a buffed out martial artist and his austere, Ye Olde Englishe swordsman, and they kick the crap out of you until you agree to knock that shit off and help them dive headfirst into a raging river. Ooooh, you'll be sorry then. :3
I used to hate them... but right now, there's a lovely web just outside my window, keeping flies the fuck out of my apartment, so I've since learned to have some appreciation for the non-giant, non-killer spiders.
And thanks! Metallic object are kinda fun to work with, artwise. :)
And thanks! Metallic object are kinda fun to work with, artwise. :)
No, no, plasma first, then fire, then ice beam it, shoot a few misses at it, set a power bomb off, and then flee for your life as everything explodes around you.
Then, after the explosion, come back and shoot the ashes a few times, just to be reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalll sure. :P
Then, after the explosion, come back and shoot the ashes a few times, just to be reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalll sure. :P
Uhhh... not sure you wanna do that. Hostages and captives in the Metroid franchise have a rather unfortunate track record. (i.e. the Hatchling, the Space Marines...)
Mind you, this is Sybe, not Samus, we're talking about, here. Who knows, maybe orange and striped cojones make you a more competent Bounty Hunter. :P
Mind you, this is Sybe, not Samus, we're talking about, here. Who knows, maybe orange and striped cojones make you a more competent Bounty Hunter. :P
I can't claim here that I would be the braver man and would stand my ground and fight, but I can tell you that, while I probably WOLD run away screaming and peeing right into my power suit, I would probably lay about a billion power bombs behind me, blow the damn place to smithereens, then bomb the debris again just the be on the safe side.
... THEN I'd have to think up of some excuse to give the galactic federation as to what happened to the little orphan hostages that were inside the place.
... THEN I'd have to think up of some excuse to give the galactic federation as to what happened to the little orphan hostages that were inside the place.
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