Another Pokemon Cafe pic! The sketch for this was shown off early on Twitter. Follow me there!: https://twitter.com/AvelicanArt

With all these changed Pokemon, we can create a union!
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“MY HYPER BEAM CAN DESTROY GIANT FALLING STARS AND IT CAN OBLITERATE YOUR LITTLE CAFE TOO, IF I, RAYQUAZA, DON’T GET MY-- OH ABOUT TIME, THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE.”

“...This little cafe certainly gets quite a few… interesting customers, doesn’t it?” You said, acknowledging the wordless roars you heard in an offhand comment to the Dragonite waiter who was serving you.

“Grr? Rrrr!” he replied, scratching the back of his head, clearly agreeing. He tried to say more stuff, but unfortunately you couldn’t decipher much except for his gestures. It was a little odd, however. You felt like the Dragonite was really trying to communicate in a human way, but all he could make were small growls for speech.

“Yeah, sorry, I don’t understand what you’re saying.” you chuckled awkwardly, to which the Dragonite sighed and walked off, the Eevee at the counter calling him over for another item to deliver.

“Lucar?”

Your attention then shifted over to a new waiter who was offering you a drink. The Lucario, dressed in a red cap, red tie, and equally red apron hung at his waist by a black and white rope, held a coffee mug in front of you that glittered with blue sparkles.

“I… I didn’t order anything else?” you told him, waving your hands back and forth in front of you. “Maybe you got the order mixed up. I think you should try asking someone else.”

“Rio? Luuuu!” The Lucario didn’t seem fazed. Instead, he raised a black furred paw and flopped it down in front of him, as if to say ‘pfft, don’t worry!’. After that, he immediately pushed the drink in front of you again, this time setting it down right in front of you.

“Okay, okay, fine! I’ll take it, thank you!” you said, taking the cup in your hand and lifting it to your lips. You took a small sip and paused for a bit before you were surprised at the rich flavor. “Wow… what is this drink?”

“Rio! Lu, Lucario!”

“Well, I’ll just call it a mystery latte, then.” you chuckled, still sipping at the drink. It was actually really delicious! You could even feel tickles and tingling across your body! No coffee ever made you feel that way before.”

The Lucario waiter kept an eye on you as he moved around the cafe. Was he smirking at you? You ignored him, instead enjoying the tingling feeling you felt. You didn’t even notice blue and black fur starting to sprout from all over your body.

Black fur grew all over your face and made it look like a mask design, and you grew pointy ears while your actual ears became more like tassels. All this time, you were shrinking in your clothes, your pants suddenly feeling very loose on you.

“Oh Arceus. Another one?!”

You turned your head to see the Dragonite from earlier staring at you. “Don’t you think we have enough employees, Eevee? We have enough Pokemon working here!”

“Humans make much better employees than actual Pokemon, you know!” the Eevee responded, tending to another customer.

“I swear I’m going to unionize…” the Dragonite mumbled, walking away.

Meanwhile, your eyes were wide. How could you understand the Pokemon?! That’s when you noticed your hands, which were shrinking and changing into three digit paws covered in fur! Your face also pushed out a little bit, giving you an adorable little snout.

“Oh, you’re almost done!” the Lucario said, walking over with yet another drink. You’ll make the cutest Riolu I’ve ever seen! I’ll make sure I personally train you!”

“But… but I don’t want to be a Riolu!” you exclaimed, your chair falling backwards as you attended to stand, but your pants fell to the ground as a thick furry tail appeared from your rear end.

“Trust me, you’ll be so cute.” the Lucario responded, putting his oversized hat on your undersized head. It flopped to the side, making you whine as you shrunk down smaller.

Now it finally made sense why there weren’t any other humans at this establishment! Any humans who appeared at this cafe were quickly turned into Pokemon, and now you were just another statistic!

Now barely half Lucario’s height, you whined as you looked up at him, and he picked you up lovingly.

“Oh, I’m definitely going to keep you!” he exclaimed, pulling you into a tight hug which made you squeak. You groaned at your situation, but even you had to admit, this affection was kinda nice. Made this wouldn’t be… so bad?