TIL Illithids can be sexy too.

You can dream of being with her in a little house in Ryl'yeh!

Just don't try to measure the picket fences -- they're laid out in non-Euclidean geometry.

Her real name is Jill Smith, but for this act, she uses the name "Mrs. Jones" (as in "Davy Jones' Locker"). It was created to host late-night movies, with the accessories and even dress style changing to suit the flick.

She gets complimented on the prosthetic/effects used for the tentacles. For in-person appearances, she wears a veil, because they're real.

😊

Sinister and sensuous. I like it.

"Why, thank you," she says. "That's the look I was going for."

But then, Jill is a huge nerd. Her commentary isn't just cheesy jokes, but trivia and critical picking apart of the movies she hosts like this, both the good and the bad points.