OH MY GOD, YOU...KICKED TONY!

YOU BASTARD!

Hey, he had it coming!!! Did you just SEE that way he audaciously invited me over to Gilles' place, like he wanted to destroy his relationship? The NERVE!!

Oh, and... *punches you in the arm* ... I value your friendship, too, man!

MY ARM! YOU BROKE MY ARM!

...

I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO!

bahaha, funny, but i'm sorry it happened. it's not fair to you D: *hugs*

*Hugs you* Thanks, man. :) *Punches you in the arm* I appreciate it. *Winds up for another hit, and wonders why you seem to be running.*

Sucks, yeah, but with any luck, things'll all work out. I spoke to them again later on, and we mostly cleared things up. Just gonna hafta scale back on the "nice guy" thing, to a reasonable extent that doesn't involve bullets or firearms. :P

Bahaha, well, that sounds good! hehe. and good luck with the niceness, lol.

Ahahahah I happen to enjoy your sense of humor very much so. But the fact is that the guy has a wife, the only reason she should be worried is the fact that perhaps she is the problem. I dont know I just a dumb person watching and laughing

Thanks a ton, pal.

I dunno... she might be a tad crazy, but we all have these little quirks and certain things that render us completely illogical and batty. In my case, I guess I'm her "thing".

Or maybe not. Really, I'm just watching and laughing, too. :P

Oh I was talking to a resident of my home town which is full of old people gossip, saying I should just walk in with fish nets on and what not as a "stereo" gay saying Hiii ladies!!! The resident started laughing and said no it would be the talk of the town for over a month. I just replied true but 5 minutes of my time came to control a town for over a month I think thats pretty epic!

Poor Tony...

lawlz The wife is insecure...

:P I guess, yeah, or just paranoid. Or... whatever. With any luck, things'll all pan out in the future. Unless, of course, she ever goes on this website and discovers that I exploited that whole little bit of drama for laughs... then we have problems, again. :P

As for Tony... he's fine, don't worry! See? *Props him up, only for him to fall back down again.* ... shit.

Okay, he ran into a wall. You're my witness.

What a bitch D:, doesn't she know that awesomeness overrules vaginae? Last I checked awesomeness didn't scream out of no where and spew placenta and blood all over the wall (Well, you DID do that last night), and I've never heard awesomeness emit gas that sounded like a documentary of Adolf Hitler (Then again, you did belch out "Himmler? But I barely know her! A documentary of Himmler and his sequined tap dance gowns" in the morning).

... Okay maybe there are some similarities, but still you overrule them simply because I haven't seen you squirt out a demon spawn clad in feces and cotton.

... Yet.

And Tony totally needed a kick in the afro, that look is SO 1482, like, so totes.

Blah. Something about those wedding vows, about how she was to be "put above all else in his life" has her thinking that she takes priority over boy's night out. Doesn't she know that he wrote those vows as a joke?? I mean, how could she not, we were all laughing from our sides of the isle at the wedding! It was so hilarious, man, that the bride's side of the wedding party all looked like they were about ready to have an aneurysm as we were laughing! Wait... people's faces get all bring red right and veiny and grimacy beforethey experience aneurysms, right?

Anyhow, I ain't saying what will and won't be coming out of me, because even I don't know, half the time. I still have these guys following me around everyday, hoping that one day I might ejaculate out the formula for cold fusion, but so far all they've gotten are guacamole recipes and a white, creamy substance that one of them did manage to make a decent profit selling off as new and improved Aquafresh Ultra Brite.

Also, Tony is now sporting a slightly more trendy scalp-scab where his hair used to be. It apparently has really helped him score with goth girls, although their pet crows just won't stop picking at it on dates. :P

I do believe so, last time I was talking to the Pope he got real red faced like he drunk eighty gallons of Tequila while constipated, I mean, all I did was tell him how to masturbate, I mean, he's what... 80? I thought he'd know by now that you take a raw chicken, stick it in the microwave for fifteen hours, scrape the remains out, cram it into a straw and then stick it in your pee pee 'til the pigs go wee wee, we had the discussion for five hours, well... I had the discussion, he just sat there bulging his eyes out at me until he eventually passed out, blood spewing out of his ears while you could hear the sound of choir boys going "Thank gawd that old fuck's dead, his dick tasted like he stirred stale pickle juice with it", apparently his milkshake DID bring all the boys to the yard, but not willingly.

I'm not allowed in Italy anymore :(

But still that does suck, it's not your fault you're fun to hang around (I would only assume, considering it's dirty bliss just commenting with ya :P), she needs to get her head out of her vagina once and a while, just pull it TROUT! HA! AHA! AHAHAHAHA!!! and see that the world isn't so bloody bloody, I do hope things will work out for y'all though :)

I tried selling my stuff too, I broke into Pepsi-co because I wanted to give them a new Pepsi flavour; Diet Pepsi with Asparagus, I'm still a wanted man in Mexico, but eh, at least I'm wanted :)!

Oh I know, Crows love big welpy welps, they just look so delicious you could just dig your claws right in and crap your brains out while fluttering your wings and screaming at all the Cats that just sit there and stare at you while you sit on someone's head as if going "You are not a bird, what you are doing is wrong."

Oh, by the way, did you ever get that note I sent you earlier? I've been noticing some mishaps going on in the notes I've been sending and I just wanted to know if you got it alright :)

You'll first have to surpass t he asshatiness of someone who declares to join in doing many, many artworks!...and neglects to do so.

*patpat* Don't sweat it. As you can see, I'm having a hell of a time trying to make deadlines myself. If I was a real stickler, I could say I already lost, but then again, it's my contest, and my rules, and therefore I get to be pretty flexible with them. :P

Being you own boss is grand. :)

Anyhow, just don't stop and keep up the pace best you can. *hugs, then flying kicks you in the face* I like you!

*mrawrs* You speak truth.

*boot-to-the-headed* I like you, too! :D *knocks foreheads, then hugs*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXC0dPZbTII

Aaaah, sing, Dennis Leary, sing! You beautiful bastard, you are the national anthem of online trolls, dick and douchebags everywhere. xD

*Humms the tune while kicking some puppy*

xD

ROFL!

those last few pannels are EPIC WIN!

Many thanks, my man.

your welcome!

Ohhh, coffie!

*takes coffie and adds lots of sugar and then hot chocolate mix*

: D

hehe oui la dramatization humoristique n'a jamais faite de mal au faite jpense meme toi ta eu un petit sourir a penser a l'idee de ce comic strip la.
jaime la petite histoire cest drole XP bonne job encore une autre fois :)

Hé hé… mouais, c’est vraie. Tiens, les plus grands et les plus populaires comédiens dans le monde prennent leur propres histoires de drame dans leurs vies, et les converti en matière pour leur numéros, alors pourquoi pas moi, aussi? :P

Merci énormément, man. :3

pas de quoi :)

awwwww... thats funny and yet kinda of sad. Everything will work out... in its own... demented strange way. Why are people suspecious of us nice people? I have people look at me like i'm insane. Yet when i have my netural look which looks like my don't bother me i'm busy look, they think all is right with the world.

Either people are just weird, or we ourselves have this odd, inverted facial expression glitch that makes it so that we convey the opposite of what we're feeling.

No wonder that girl I was with the other night was screaming for her life and begging me to spare her.

And thanks for the praise and the kind words, pal! :)

*blinks* I ain't gonna comment on the screaming for life and that... I want to keep what insanity i have left.

*pounce huggles*

What a bitch.

His wife is a cuntbag, too.

Ho ho ho ho ho! Lulz.

Maybe my newfound cockbaggery and her cuntbaggery will just cancel each other out, and all will be right in the world again. :P

As I sometimes say "If I had a bag of mickies, I wouldn't give her the squashed one in the end."


Micky is a colloqial term for penis here. Mickies would obviously be plural.

At least you got a nifty comic out of it! :3

I did, didn't I? As they say, silver lining to everything... even if you have to wade waist deep through drama and bullshit to get to it. :P

Thanks, man. :3

i so believe this
some people just never know their damn limits or why ure nice (

Yeah... alas, we live in a kind of world where everybody assumes you always have some ulterior motive.

...

... HEEEEY! Come to think of it, why are YOU being so nice to me??

that boxer picture made me crush on u lol

Bahahahahaha SUCH VIOLENCE! O.o
Sorry bout Dave...

Really man, I don't know why we keep getting told that violence doesn't solve anything... look how closely it's brought us all together! :P

Meh, and don't worry about "Dave". We're still buds, just now with certain limits on "guy time". Hey, like they say, "Happy wife, happy life."

Kick her in the cunt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI

You would say that ^.^

*Bites*






*HARD*

*licks.....



....lovingly*

*Mauls and savages brutally....























































....and lovingly*

I tried, on the advice of British Jack Black up there, but that video is horribly misleading.

There was no musical accompaniment to the sound of my shoe coming into contact with her camel toe... just a screech, and some police sirens, and, later, some gavel banging.

*Bangs his gavel against you*

Arg... women. Once Sybe stops acting like a woman I'll be happy as a peach. Hehehe

You are, as we say here, cruising for a bruising,

Awwww*nuzzles*

*Bruises you*

*inside his butt*

*Causes massive haemorrhaging*

HAHAHAHA

*Punches you in the arm* I like you, man.

You could always do the Z-Kick of Companionship :D

Good thought, but that only works if I kick them hard enough that if causes a concussion and temporary memory loss... then, as they lay there, dazed and confused, I help them up to their feet, and they think to themselves "Wow! This guy is such a great friend."

Otherwise, it's just awkward. :P

You should have punched the wife instead... That'll teach her :P Great comic, it really made me laugh XD i just hope you'll continue them for the coming month *stand up and cheer* GO Bioxz GO !!!

Hah... I dunno if "crazy" can be ninja-punched out of a person, but if I could get away with it, I'd try. :P

Thanks so much for the feedback, and I shall certainly try to crank out as many as possible. :) *Gets up and runs* WHOOO YEA... *trips* ... OW! My nose!!

XD you shouldnt have to change your personality just cause of that

Naw, I shouldn't... but, in all fairness, even long before this incident, I always felt that my personality didn't consist of nearly enough flying kicks to the face.

Thanks!

meh i find it easier to cut out the flying bit when kicking people in the face

rofl the comic is funny shit maybe if see found the comic she would know you did not like him like that rofl

If she found the comic, I think she'd just be more pissed off that I went and posted our little scuffle online, even though I did change the names. :P

I'm sure she wouldn't think I'm in love with her husband anymore, but then she'd just be mad at me for a whole other reason.

u know, i can ink it for you :3

:D Haw... well, that's mighty kind of you to offer, but the punchline kind of only works if the comic is sketched.

Or, I suppose, i could also change it so that the punchline is changed to "I'm not colouring this comic", but eh, then someone might offer to colour it for me. Then what do I change it to?

But anyways, thanks for the offer, pal, I really appreciate it. :3 *hugs*

Girls just don't get the whole bromance thing without thinking "gay". Well you're bi, perhaps you could start paying even more extra special attention to her? Really fuck with her tiny little brain-meats?

Ironically, some gays can't think of "bromance" without thinking "gay". Seriously, I read a whole article about it. EVERYone on every side of the sexual spectrum assumes that anything you do is some devious conspiracy to "tap" that. :P

And I might have given that second option some consideration, except that I just really don't have that much in common with her. That, in fact, is why "Dave" turns to me... to get the non-sexual jollies he and his wife don't share, such as an appreciation for fart jokes, superhero movies, juvenile pranks, and a love for the rich opera culture.

Still, maybe I can fake an interest in crocheting and worm my way into her good graces. :P

Cannot argue with that, fags will see sex in everything

Ain't nothing wrong with having a good time with your mates without it being sexual. Not that women or faggots will believe you

Buy the bitch a vibrator and tell her to get the hell over herself.

The problem is that nobody steps back and realizes that THEY might be the problem, and not everyone else. That's what I think anyway.

Quite unfortunately true, at least in some part. Most problems do stem for at least a little bit of everyone involved, so all-around compromise is usually a good solution. In this case, her agreeing that I ain't trying to steal her man, and me agreeing to to occasionally punch Dave in the face, just so I don't appear to like him too much.

No, I wouldn't know that feeling at all. *Note mass amounts of sarcasam*
Seriously, though, there have been plenty of my friendships destroyed because I was, quote, 'TRYING TO STEAL HER MAN!'

That was normally screamed before, during or after something was flying at my head. Needless to say, I got very good at dodging and ducking.

You poor thing. *Somehow, I can now picture you at a press conference, dodging shoes* xD

Really, though, it does suck, but thankfully, we talked things out, and I think we understand one another a bit better, now. She's accepted that I'm don't have intentions on him, and I've accepted that I should probably be a little less clingy with him. I just hope your previous friendships can be salvaged in some form or another, too, man. Talking things out really helps. *hugs*

HOMEWRECKER.

(i love that in a man.)

Also. I really like how this comic flows: the text boxes and the different scenes. It definitely allowed for maximum hilarity.

dude, bro. man. <3

Thanks buddy, pal, hombre. I'm fairly pleased with how this turned out, too, despite getting destroyed halfway through. :)

And just wait... if I can wreck a home without even trying, then watch what happens when I actually TRY to do it on purpose. *Goes to see the neighbors, shirtless* Heeeeeey Mathieus... heeeeeey Nelly.

You wacky gays, trying to seduce good, honest married men away from their wives.

YOU ARE THE PIED PIPER OF COCK, SIR!

heh heh.... damn, perfect place to put in a "skin flute" joke...

*Snaps fingers* DAMN! You beat me to it!

I also would have gone with some WOODwind and "masterful fingering" puns, but the moment has passed.

But eh. I'm more of a bagpipe-squeezer kind of guy, anyways. *Bad-DUM-Skish!*

Dave's "serious face" is so serious, it creeps me out a little. We all have to do dickish things sometimes, but I really love that dramatic boot to the head you have Tony! This leads me to wonder if your really are a furry and everyone around is human.

To be honest, it creeped me out in no small way too when he walked up to me with it. Glad to see I so accurately depicted it.

I'm a more adept dick to complete strangers, I just have a hard time being one to people I actually like. Especially the ones who give me cute little puppy dog eyes. :)

As for that last question, welllll... you've seen those photos of me, man. :P As it is, I'm already hairy enough that I can effectively pass myself as a furry amongst humans.

No no no, you are clean-shaven compared to some of the gorillas who lurked the halls of my high school.

Bioxz what does Tony say your ass hole level is?

I dunno. I missed what he said. He just kinda took his Asshole-Meter off his head and started screaming something unintelligible before crushing it in his hands.

I think he said something about "Overt Fine Islands" and then started screaming. Maybe he's going on vacation? *shrugs*

xD

Did you then demand that he or she turn around bend over so that you could shove your foot sideways up their ass?

I am always a slight asshole to my friends but they all know me well enough that the comments made won't hurt anyone. My problem comes with the fact that everyone hugs me and doesn't mind when I hug them. I actually had a friend's ex-girlfriend thinking she lost him to me. That sent me reeling because I didn't expect anything like that and I still don't. I guess people confuse being kind and outgoing with seducing/flirting. Oh well not my problem.

Yeah, unfortunately, the day and age that we live in, everyone always assumes that you've got some kind of ulterior motive... and, more specifically, an ulterior motive in your pants.

Between that and the fact that everyone and their dog always misunderstands the things you say, and the implied context (I once got chewed out for an hour because I said that I was going to turn off the lights when I left a room.) that, unfortunately, leaves a lot of wiggle room for stuff like this to happen.

Anyhow, I'd say its not my problem, too, but I actually LIKE these people, so once again, I'm off to go ease on fix someone else's crazy notions. :P

YOU DESERVE THAT "MOTHER FUCKER" for NOT INKING and GETTING SERIOUS WITH THIS COMIC

*slaps*

Sides of that errrr... doesn't she realize that if he's been interested to you you BOTH should have made an item instead of HER!? Your friend also should know it too.

But we know some people would actually be uncomfortable with themselves. If it's not you, it might be the Ms. Single from the office he's working in. Hey, ANY single (or even WITH HUSBAND) female could be a poison for a married man, rite?

*jabs*

What's the next step then? You've been an asshole to him? Or say what

*punches*

Talk to his WIFE, straightly. *snrk* Coz yer man, and manly man says it MANLY way, yeah, even to the woman.

*SHUNGOKUSATSUs*

BASTARRRDDDDD comic artist!!!!

*Nurses wounds, sits in a wheelchair, speaks to you through a tracheotomy voicebox held against his throat*

This is awesome, I sound just like those guys on the McDonald's drive-thru. xD You're a real pal. *Fires a BB pellet directly in your kneecaps.*

I WOULD have made those exact same points, myself, except that I could barely get a word in edgewise of the metric shitloads of crazy spewing out of her mouth. It IS entirely possible that I'm not the first person to be on the receiving end of her paranoia, and her zealous attempts to keep his dick all to herself. :P

Although... ... you DO make a good point... maybe I could be an asshole to him BY taking his wife in the middle of the night and bringing her screaming into womanhood. Ya know, traumatize him by doing it right as he comes home after work, and listens to her cry out "Oh Bioxz... oh BIOXZ!!! You're twice the man Dave is!!!"

Also, thank you for leaving my right hand intact. I promise my next comic will look twice as awesome.

FUCK!! MY KNEECAPS AAAAAAAAA!

I'm SO LOVING YOU MASOCHISTIC ASSHOLE

Bioxz...Are _you_ in love with _me_?

*Spinning-Piledrives you into concrete*

No, but I greatly value your friendship. *douses you with gasoline and lights a match* Hey, why are you running? C'mon, let's go catch a movie, sometime!!

*comes back with a tank and points the main gun at you* I value our friendship too ^^

"Cockbag"..ehehehe

Giggle.

Take any obscene part of the human anatomy and give it a container to exist in. :) Fun times.

bwa hahahaha XD