Well, Spark's intro to her question kinda went like this:

'*Ikee crawls from the darkest corner under your bed with a pop tart slapped on her forehead and a devilish grin*
“Logan the hellhound..“ (your fursona) ”say,,, where do you come from, and any hobbies? ”'

And I couldn't get the image out of my head...
Uh, hope you like :3