Name: Ezy Ryder

Species: American Bison

Age: 46

Likes: 90s music, Fast Food, Dancing, Twerking, Flirting, Teasing, Big beautiful women, Thicc bois, Trucks, Jeeps, Dirt Bikes, ATVs

Dislikes: Sarcasm, Racism, Internet, Sexism, Dumb rules, Gossip, Being annoyed, Riots, Transphobes, Offensive jokes

Favorite Food: Waffle Fries

Occupation: Biker

Birthplace: Nebraska, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Gun Halberd

Title: Freedom Riding Angel

Fursonal Quote: “Don't worry about it today, freedom is comin' our way.”

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Mr. H: "Well, well, welly well well. Looks like we got ourselves another biker joining in. And GOOD LORD, look at all them zippers on this dude! Seriously, what's with these world warriors and zippers?! What is this, Kingdom Hearts: All Furred Up?! I don't have a problem with that, tho! Ahem, anyways, to continue. Aside from TV tropes' "Zipperific", Ezy Ryder here rides down the highway of desire and says that the free wind takes him higher. Tryin' to find his heaven above, but he's DYIN' to be loved. Oh, I can tell he's gonna be loved alright. With a big hairy mane, a dad bod, and dat phat bison ass under those jeans, he's gonna get lots of love from some furries around here. What's NOT to love about daddy bovine bikers? Hehe. Also, while ridin' the highway, Ezy Ryder carries his Gun Halberd along the road. He'll be slashin' n gashin', and he'll also be shootin' up in this bitch."